Down the Rabbit Hole - Holly Madison
Crystal did a crazy interview with Howard Stern today that didn’t have much to do with reality. Is she trying to impress a new boyfriend? The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights . . . Sure, her turn on Stern was a low blow, but I was disappointed to see Hef stoop to her level. In the end, they both lost that war. When the headlines disappeared, her new relationship ended and people stopped caring about Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiancée, Crystal came back to the mansion with her tail between her legs and the pair wed in a low-key wedding ceremony on December 31, 2013. There certainly must have been a measure of satisfaction for Hef’s ego. The woman who had so publicly embarrassed him ended up crawling back after all—just like he had tried to convince me to do after I met Criss. My guest appearance on Hef’s Runaway Bride was the last time I ever saw Hef or spoke to him. I continued to receive letters from him after that, but I just threw them away, because they were always only about him anyway. Three years after breaking off the relationship I could finally say he was out of my life for good. DESPITE ANOTHER SEASON OF stellar ratings for Holly’s World (seeing a series high of nearly 2.5 million viewers), the show was canceled. E! welcomed a new president at the same time, who decided she no longer wanted the network to be in business with Playboy. “We want to get rid of the trashy Playboy element,” she was quoted as saying. This hurt, since I had been trying so hard for the past few years to separate myself from that brand. Kendra’s show was canceled shortly after mine. Sure, Playboy got me on television, but it was also because of Playboy that I was taken off television. Many people assume Playboy was my blessing, but most don’t know it was also my curse. Truth be told, I was devastated by the cancellation. The cast, production, and I continued to bring in the ratings for the network, but Playboy cast a shadow over my life and I couldn’t escape it. I felt terrible that I could no longer provide my castmates with the spots on the show that had brought them so much success. I felt like the Giving Tree after the tree was reduced to a stump and had nothing left to give anyone. I was worried that I would lose all my friends once they learned Holly’s World was to be no more. Of course, that didn’t turn out to be the case. Josh and I, for example, remained and still are as close as ever. Angel and I suffered an estrangement for a few years, but sometimes that’s what success can do to friendships. I felt like I had just begun landing lucrative endorsements and turning my press coverage around. People had finally started saying “We love you on Holly’s World” instead of “We loved you on The Girls Next Door.” I was scared that with the show’s cancellation, my positive momentum could be stopped dead in its tracks. “JUST DO IT,” my friend advised me. “They’re going to make it whether you want them to or not. You
may as well have your voice in there.” In 2011, E! executives asked me to film for their True Hollywood Story franchise. I’d been interviewed for the program before, but this time the entire episode was going to be about me! While the idea of having your own E! True Hollywood Story might be a sign to some that you’ve made it, I felt wildly underqualified and the prospect horrified me. But I haven’t even accomplished anything yet, I thought. My story wasn’t ready to be told. I hadn’t achieved enough on my own outside of the mansion—and I didn’t want the hour-long program to be a tribute to my days at Playboy. But after talking it out, I realized I didn’t really have a choice in the matter. Eventually, I gave the network my cooperation. In retrospect, I feel so sorry for the poor producer forced to interview me. I did not make her job easy. I felt like I had nothing but a trail of mistakes and embarrassments to confess on camera (save for the previous two years), so I was perhaps the grumpiest, bitchiest, most emotional mess that had ever sat down for a THS about her life. The last subject she had interviewed for the series was Katy Perry, who was no doubt upbeat, but she’s someone who’s really accomplished things. I was so insecure—I worried that my life’s story would be presented as that of just another famous-for-nothing Playboy bimbo. Naturally Hef was interviewed for the special (you really think he would miss a chance to be on camera?) and his only real contribution was a chippy remark at my expense. “What I thought I had found in Holly, I really found in Crystal,” he had said to the interviewer . . . as if that was in any way relevant my story. He just couldn’t resist an opportunity to belittle me and to make the story all about him. But when the special finally aired, something interesting happened: people actually related to me. To my surprise, viewers sympathized with my unhappiness and some even said they found the courage to reinvent themselves in their own lives. Inspired by my story, some women told me they were able to remove themselves from difficult situations, get over a breakup, or find the motivation to get healthy. I was and continue to be truly humbled. Through these wonderful, honest people, I was able to reevaluate how I viewed my own past and maybe give myself a bit of a break. Perhaps sharing my story wasn’t such a bad idea, I thought. Maybe I wasn’t defined by the mistakes I had made after all . . . maybe those decisions were what allowed me to become the person I was always destined to be.
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Crystal did a crazy interview with Howard Stern today that didn’t have much to do with<br />
reality. Is she trying to impress a new boyfriend?<br />
The sex with Crystal <strong>the</strong> first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights<br />
. . .<br />
Sure, her turn on Stern was a low blow, but I was disappointed to see Hef stoop to her level. In<br />
<strong>the</strong> end, <strong>the</strong>y both lost that war.<br />
When <strong>the</strong> headlines disappeared, her new relationship ended and people stopped caring about<br />
Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiancée, Crystal came back to <strong>the</strong> mansion with her tail between her legs and <strong>the</strong><br />
pair wed in a low-key wedding ceremony on December 31, 2013. There certainly must have been a<br />
measure of satisfaction for Hef’s ego. The woman who had so publicly embarrassed him ended up<br />
crawling back after all—just like he had tried to convince me to do after I met Criss.<br />
My guest appearance on Hef’s Runaway Bride was <strong>the</strong> last time I ever saw Hef or spoke to him.<br />
I continued to receive letters from him after that, but I just threw <strong>the</strong>m away, because <strong>the</strong>y were<br />
always only about him anyway. Three years after breaking off <strong>the</strong> relationship I could finally say he<br />
was out of my life for good.<br />
DESPITE ANOTHER SEASON OF stellar ratings for <strong>Holly</strong>’s World (seeing a series high of nearly 2.5<br />
million viewers), <strong>the</strong> show was canceled.<br />
E! welcomed a new president at <strong>the</strong> same time, who decided she no longer wanted <strong>the</strong> network<br />
to be in business with Playboy. “We want to get rid of <strong>the</strong> trashy Playboy element,” she was quoted<br />
as saying. This hurt, since I had been trying so hard for <strong>the</strong> past few years to separate myself from that<br />
brand.<br />
Kendra’s show was canceled shortly after mine.<br />
Sure, Playboy got me on television, but it was also because of Playboy that I was taken off<br />
television. Many people assume Playboy was my blessing, but most don’t know it was also my curse.<br />
Truth be told, I was devastated by <strong>the</strong> cancellation. The cast, production, and I continued to<br />
bring in <strong>the</strong> ratings for <strong>the</strong> network, but Playboy cast a shadow over my life and I couldn’t escape it.<br />
I felt terrible that I could no longer provide my castmates with <strong>the</strong> spots on <strong>the</strong> show that had<br />
brought <strong>the</strong>m so much success. I felt like <strong>the</strong> Giving Tree after <strong>the</strong> tree was reduced to a stump and<br />
had nothing left to give anyone. I was worried that I would lose all my friends once <strong>the</strong>y learned<br />
<strong>Holly</strong>’s World was to be no more. Of course, that didn’t turn out to be <strong>the</strong> case. Josh and I, for<br />
example, remained and still are as close as ever. Angel and I suffered an estrangement for a few<br />
years, but sometimes that’s what success can do to friendships.<br />
I felt like I had just begun landing lucrative endorsements and turning my press coverage around.<br />
People had finally started saying “We love you on <strong>Holly</strong>’s World” instead of “We loved you on The<br />
Girls Next Door.” I was scared that with <strong>the</strong> show’s cancellation, my positive momentum could be<br />
stopped dead in its tracks.<br />
“JUST DO IT,” my friend advised me. “They’re going to make it whe<strong>the</strong>r you want <strong>the</strong>m to or not. You