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Playboy’s “Millennium Playmate” search was coming to Portland. Immediately, my mind started to<br />
wander. I found Oregon’s wea<strong>the</strong>r depressing and didn’t feel like opportunity exactly lurked around<br />
every corner <strong>the</strong>re. I had been thinking a lot about moving to Los Angeles to try my luck, but I didn’t<br />
know anyone in L.A. or have <strong>the</strong> financial means to make such a big move.<br />
Apparently, according to <strong>the</strong> report, <strong>the</strong> magazine had been conducting a nationwide “on <strong>the</strong><br />
road” search for <strong>the</strong> “Millennium Playmate.” A gigantic tour bus traveled <strong>the</strong> United States (and<br />
Canada), stopping in 45 cities testing candidates. The girl chosen would receive $200,000, would<br />
appear inside <strong>the</strong> January 2000 issue of Playboy, and would be flown around <strong>the</strong> world to represent<br />
<strong>the</strong> men’s magazine for <strong>the</strong> entire year. It sounded like just <strong>the</strong> opportunity I was looking for!<br />
This wasn’t <strong>the</strong> first time Playboy popped up on my radar. As was true with many children of<br />
<strong>the</strong> ’80s, it wasn’t abnormal for us to have a Playboy magazine arrive at <strong>the</strong> house. I even remember<br />
my mom and dad studying <strong>the</strong> front cover of a Playboy once to find <strong>the</strong> hidden rabbit head. As a kid,<br />
you think that sounds like a pretty fun game, but we were quickly told that it was “for adults only.”<br />
One day my sister and I were scouring <strong>the</strong> house for any Christmas presents my mom may have hidden<br />
when we came across a few Playboys that had been hidden away. We flipped through in absolute<br />
hysterics, pointing out all <strong>the</strong> bare butts. I was a kid, so I thought it was hilarious!<br />
While Playboy wasn’t completely foreign to my home, it still felt rebellious. I knew that if I<br />
auditioned for <strong>the</strong> “Millennium Playmate” and happened to be chosen, my parents wouldn’t be<br />
thrilled at <strong>the</strong> prospect of me posing naked, but possibly would have respected my decision. It was a<br />
reputable magazine with a storied history, so it felt edgy but also somehow safe.<br />
Plus, at <strong>the</strong> time many of <strong>Holly</strong>wood’s biggest stars were appearing in <strong>the</strong> magazine: Cindy<br />
Crawford, Jenny McCarthy, Drew Barrymore, etc. Not to mention, my icon Marilyn Monroe was<br />
Playboy’s first ever cover girl. Naturally, I too had pipe dreams about one day being in <strong>the</strong> magazine.<br />
This is perfect, I thought. I’m going to audition!<br />
According to <strong>the</strong> news report, <strong>the</strong> process was quite simple: call <strong>the</strong> provided number, make an<br />
appointment, and show up with your favorite bikini.<br />
That’s when my genius idea to fast-track my stardom hit its first speed bump: I didn’t actually<br />
own a bikini. In my defense, I lived in Oregon. Why would I need a bikini? And when I say things<br />
were tight financially, I mean <strong>the</strong>y were tight. But I decided it was about time to make an investment<br />
in my future. After calling <strong>the</strong> number, getting <strong>the</strong> address where <strong>the</strong> bus would be stationed, and<br />
securing an audition time <strong>the</strong> following week, I went shopping.<br />
Needless to say, Portland wasn’t brimming with retail shops specializing in swimwear, but I<br />
remembered seeing one downtown near my college campus, so I popped in to see what I could find. I<br />
didn’t really know where to begin. Obviously, I had never taken photos in a bikini before (this was<br />
about 15 years before “selfies” became popular), so I didn’t know what I should be looking for. After<br />
scouring <strong>the</strong> racks for <strong>the</strong> best deal, I decided on a silver metallic bikini that was both sexy but also<br />
one that I felt reasonably comfortable in.<br />
Before <strong>the</strong> audition, I figured I should probably get some kind of tan. There weren’t too many<br />
sunny days in <strong>the</strong> Pacific Northwest, so my complexion was incredibly light (particularly when<br />
coupled with blond hair and a silver swimsuit). I went to <strong>the</strong> nearby tanning salon and had my first