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thought it would be a great way to share <strong>the</strong> celebration with all of her friends that couldn’t be <strong>the</strong>re.<br />
Bridget, Kendra, and I couldn’t have had a better time. For whatever reason, Hef wasn’t<br />
interested in attending, but I can’t imagine his cranky, high-maintenance personality in laid-back<br />
Jamaica anyway. The three of us girls had an amazing few days at Sandals Negril, relaxing, ziplining,<br />
and exploring with my family. There was no drama, just a truly memorable trip and a beautiful<br />
beach wedding. I was <strong>the</strong> maid of honor, my sister looked stunning, and my family and two closest<br />
girlfriends were as happy as could be. Who could ask for anything more?<br />
Playboy could. Just before filming was set to begin on season five, <strong>the</strong>re was a mad rush to get<br />
Bridget, Kendra, and me under contract. Prior to <strong>the</strong> first episode of <strong>the</strong> series, we had each signed<br />
<strong>the</strong> most basic of television releases—and nothing more.<br />
Realizing that <strong>the</strong> stars of this hit show were <strong>the</strong>oretically free to walk away and pursue o<strong>the</strong>r<br />
television opportunities at any time, someone must have panicked. Unbeknownst to us, Hef arranged<br />
to have us contracted under Alta Loma (Playboy’s production company), which basically meant that<br />
we would have a talent agreement binding us to Hugh Hefner. Letting us negotiate directly with <strong>the</strong><br />
network was never going to be an option, probably because it meant he would have had to relinquish<br />
too much control over his girlfriends. After all, what if E! offered us something greater than being one<br />
of Hugh Hefner’s blond bimbos? As I understood it, <strong>the</strong> network was willing to work with us in this<br />
fashion as long as Alta Loma could show <strong>the</strong>y had us under contract, and fast.<br />
It all happened so quickly, I can’t even remember how I initially heard about <strong>the</strong> contract. What I<br />
do recall is getting really worked up and marching down to <strong>the</strong> master bedroom to tell Hef I had no<br />
intention of signing.<br />
“I think it’s in bad taste to sign a contract to be your girlfriend,” I maintained. Given that <strong>the</strong><br />
show was about “Hef and who he is dating,” as opposed to any of <strong>the</strong> three of us (as <strong>the</strong>y liked to<br />
remind us regularly), I felt signing a contract with him was taking away my option of walking away<br />
from <strong>the</strong> relationship at any time. It would be just ano<strong>the</strong>r facet of this relationship that would make<br />
me feel like a hooker. “It’s just weird.”<br />
“I understand <strong>the</strong> notion, but it’s important to me that you sign it,” he said, looking at me with sad<br />
puppy dog eyes. “If you care about me, you’ll do it.”<br />
In <strong>the</strong> end, it was always about Hef. Quietly, I did my best to consider my options. I didn’t want<br />
to be coerced into doing anything else for this man.<br />
Sensing my hesitation, and realizing that my heartstrings might not convince me, Hef decided to<br />
appeal to my business sense, telling me that if we didn’t all sign, <strong>the</strong> network might not order ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />
season.<br />
As fur<strong>the</strong>r encouragement, Hef had told me Bridget already signed her contract, but I didn’t learn<br />
until afterwards that she did so completely against her better judgment. As a reasonable person<br />
would, Bridget asked to have some time to have her lawyers look over <strong>the</strong> paperwork but was<br />
denied. I imagine she was given <strong>the</strong> trademark mansion attitude: “If you don’t like it, you can leave.”<br />
Begrudgingly, she signed <strong>the</strong> contract.<br />
“Okay,” I finally relented. “I’ll look at it, but I want you to know, I don’t like this.”<br />
“I understand,” Hef said, unable to contain his smile. He didn’t care what <strong>the</strong> hell I thought, as