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Keeping the nurses happy<br />
It was never a surprise to come onto a shift working in ED and find platters of food on the bench<br />
in the nurses’ station. Often the staff would organise between themselves to bring food in for a<br />
particular shift to share with others. The variety was wide: pies, sausage rolls, frankfurts, biscuits,<br />
cheese, cakes, or potato chips. However, everyone knew that for Wednesday afternoon shift,<br />
Turkish was always on the menu. Warm Turkish bread, a good variety of dips, and succulent lamb<br />
were always brought in by Joe <strong>Epstein</strong>.<br />
The staff really loved Turkish night. They were like bees to honey, standing around pulling at the<br />
bread and dipping it into the variety of dips as they went about their business. It wasn’t just the<br />
ED staff. Often you would find a very hungry medical registrar or surgeon enjoying the spread.<br />
Of course, this story goes even further. Joe also provided a variety of warm fresh bread when he<br />
worked on a morning shift. He would even bring large jars of vegemite, peanut butter and jam<br />
to share. One day I asked Joe why he provided food for the staff. Joe replied with a cheeky smile,<br />
‘You have to keep the nurses happy.’<br />
Thanks Joe.<br />
Sharon Klim | emergency nurse, Western Health<br />
n It is 1999 and I’m preparing<br />
for my fellowship clinical<br />
exams. Joe, as he did and<br />
continued to do for many<br />
years, took us for the dreaded<br />
long cases. Preparing us<br />
to put ‘physician’ into<br />
‘emergency physician’.<br />
I presented my case, for which<br />
one of the problems was<br />
Raynaud’s. I mispronounced<br />
it as ‘ray-nords’. Well, Joe<br />
went off! It’s ‘ray-nohz’!<br />
‘You need to be articulate,<br />
literate and intelligent. You<br />
need to speak the language<br />
of medicine. You’ll never<br />
be a consultant if you can’t<br />
pronounce medical jargon.’<br />
Didn’t make me feel great.<br />
In fact, I was cross at my<br />
parents for being migrants,<br />
and English being my second<br />
language, and I was starting<br />
off on the back foot …<br />
Nevertheless, someone else<br />
presented another case.<br />
Joe, described to us that<br />
this patient had ‘sho-griens’<br />
(Sjogren’s). I stated that it was<br />
pronounced ‘show-griens’.<br />
Joe went off again at me.<br />
‘It’s Swedish! No one gives<br />
a f*** about them! it’s the<br />
French words you need to<br />
know how to pronounce if<br />
you are ever going to come<br />
across as intelligent.’<br />
A more well-read and<br />
intellectual man I have not<br />
come across. A mentor, a<br />
colleague, a friend and an<br />
inspiration. I still don’t know<br />
how to pronounce French<br />
words properly, but it’s been<br />
‘Ray-nohz’ since that day.<br />
Zeff Koutsogiannis |<br />
emergency physician,<br />
Melbourne. Former<br />
emergency physician and<br />
registrar, Western Health.<br />
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