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Keeping the nurses happy<br />

It was never a surprise to come onto a shift working in ED and find platters of food on the bench<br />

in the nurses’ station. Often the staff would organise between themselves to bring food in for a<br />

particular shift to share with others. The variety was wide: pies, sausage rolls, frankfurts, biscuits,<br />

cheese, cakes, or potato chips. However, everyone knew that for Wednesday afternoon shift,<br />

Turkish was always on the menu. Warm Turkish bread, a good variety of dips, and succulent lamb<br />

were always brought in by Joe <strong>Epstein</strong>.<br />

The staff really loved Turkish night. They were like bees to honey, standing around pulling at the<br />

bread and dipping it into the variety of dips as they went about their business. It wasn’t just the<br />

ED staff. Often you would find a very hungry medical registrar or surgeon enjoying the spread.<br />

Of course, this story goes even further. Joe also provided a variety of warm fresh bread when he<br />

worked on a morning shift. He would even bring large jars of vegemite, peanut butter and jam<br />

to share. One day I asked Joe why he provided food for the staff. Joe replied with a cheeky smile,<br />

‘You have to keep the nurses happy.’<br />

Thanks Joe.<br />

Sharon Klim | emergency nurse, Western Health<br />

n It is 1999 and I’m preparing<br />

for my fellowship clinical<br />

exams. Joe, as he did and<br />

continued to do for many<br />

years, took us for the dreaded<br />

long cases. Preparing us<br />

to put ‘physician’ into<br />

‘emergency physician’.<br />

I presented my case, for which<br />

one of the problems was<br />

Raynaud’s. I mispronounced<br />

it as ‘ray-nords’. Well, Joe<br />

went off! It’s ‘ray-nohz’!<br />

‘You need to be articulate,<br />

literate and intelligent. You<br />

need to speak the language<br />

of medicine. You’ll never<br />

be a consultant if you can’t<br />

pronounce medical jargon.’<br />

Didn’t make me feel great.<br />

In fact, I was cross at my<br />

parents for being migrants,<br />

and English being my second<br />

language, and I was starting<br />

off on the back foot …<br />

Nevertheless, someone else<br />

presented another case.<br />

Joe, described to us that<br />

this patient had ‘sho-griens’<br />

(Sjogren’s). I stated that it was<br />

pronounced ‘show-griens’.<br />

Joe went off again at me.<br />

‘It’s Swedish! No one gives<br />

a f*** about them! it’s the<br />

French words you need to<br />

know how to pronounce if<br />

you are ever going to come<br />

across as intelligent.’<br />

A more well-read and<br />

intellectual man I have not<br />

come across. A mentor, a<br />

colleague, a friend and an<br />

inspiration. I still don’t know<br />

how to pronounce French<br />

words properly, but it’s been<br />

‘Ray-nohz’ since that day.<br />

Zeff Koutsogiannis |<br />

emergency physician,<br />

Melbourne. Former<br />

emergency physician and<br />

registrar, Western Health.<br />

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