Feburary 3, 2016 This week in Gay Palm Springs
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THAT IS FUNNY<br />
A psychiatrist was conduct<strong>in</strong>g a group therapy session with three young mothers and their<br />
small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You<br />
are obsessed with eat<strong>in</strong>g. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the<br />
second mom. “Your obsession is money. Aga<strong>in</strong>, it manifests itself <strong>in</strong> your child’s name,<br />
Penny.” At this po<strong>in</strong>t, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,<br />
“Come on, Dick, let’s go.”<br />
A guy walks <strong>in</strong>to a pub and sees a sign hang<strong>in</strong>g over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURG-<br />
ER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar<br />
and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive tw<strong>in</strong>ks serv<strong>in</strong>g dr<strong>in</strong>ks. “Can I help<br />
you?” the tw<strong>in</strong>k asks. “I was wonder<strong>in</strong>g,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives<br />
the hand jobs?” “Yes,” the tw<strong>in</strong>k purrs. “I am.” The man replies, “Well, wash your hands. I<br />
want a cheeseburger.”<br />
If Donald Trump gets elected there’ll be hell toupee.<br />
WEEKLY GUIDE TO THE STARS<br />
ARIES: March 21-April 20:<br />
Two wrongs don’t make a<br />
right. Three wrongs and<br />
you’re test<strong>in</strong>g it. Four wrongs<br />
and it’s five to ten <strong>in</strong> Ch<strong>in</strong>o.<br />
TAURUS: April 21-May 19: If<br />
you see a burn<strong>in</strong>g build<strong>in</strong>g<br />
and hear odd screams, don’t<br />
go <strong>in</strong>side. It might be the<br />
Green Gobl<strong>in</strong>! Am I the only<br />
one that remembers the first<br />
Spider-Man?<br />
GEMINI: May 20-June 21:<br />
You’re a big mess. Fix it.<br />
CANCER: June 22-July 22:<br />
I’m not sure if you’ve heard<br />
of this new <strong>in</strong>vention. It’s<br />
called underwear. Put it on!<br />
good Tom Petty song. Runn<strong>in</strong>g<br />
down a storm dra<strong>in</strong> is<br />
just crazy, guy.<br />
VIRGO: Aug. 23-Sept. 22:<br />
It’s recommended that you<br />
sleep for eight hours a night.<br />
So do that. You’re seriously<br />
cranky too much.<br />
LIBRA: Sept. 23 - Oct. 22: If<br />
time was meant to stop, we’d<br />
all have time-stopp<strong>in</strong>g stopwatches!<br />
SCORPIO: Oct. 23 - Nov. 21:<br />
The cowboy is a noble profession.<br />
Wear<strong>in</strong>g the hat and<br />
chaps, wrangl<strong>in</strong>g horses. But<br />
you’re a million years old.<br />
Not gonna happen, bub.<br />
because you own a samurai<br />
sword does not make you a<br />
samurai!<br />
CAPRICORN: Dec.21-Jan.<br />
19: I bet you th<strong>in</strong>k you’re so<br />
smart. What with your education<br />
and your books. I can<br />
read too, you know!<br />
AQUARIUS: Jan 20-Feb. 18:<br />
“Break a leg” is used <strong>in</strong>stead<br />
of “good luck” for plays for<br />
reasons I’ll never understand.<br />
PISCES: Feb. 19 - March 20:<br />
If you th<strong>in</strong>k today is tough,<br />
wait until you go through the<br />
next thirty years of life. Oooh<br />
boy, you’re <strong>in</strong> for it now.<br />
LEO: July 23-August 22: SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22 - Dec.<br />
Runn<strong>in</strong>g down a dream is a 20: For the last time: just<br />
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