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Double Promotion<br />

Shittu Fowora<br />

She feared too much time left in the hands <strong>of</strong> one who had the kind <strong>of</strong> face that stopped<br />

you in your tracks could lead to the unimaginable. He’s slim, trendy, with an almost flawlessly<br />

symmetrical face. She sees it in the way listeners hung on his words and reciprocate his smile<br />

so quickly. They want to be close to him just like she does.<br />

Even with all the chances that came his way he’d always told her, in all the four years three<br />

months they courted, he was a one-woman-man who prized Tinuke’s industry and support<br />

more than the plumpness <strong>of</strong> ‘things in lycra’ or doll faces slobbered with lipsticks.<br />

Her first stinker was to come three months into their marriage after a steamy weekend at a<br />

resort. An alert sounded in her cell phone. She picked it up. Read through it and stopped.<br />

“Kpodo!” she sounded with alarm that clearly stirred her partner. “Who the hell is she?” she<br />

continued.<br />

“She? What are you on about?” He interjected, with a slight on his face, his left hand still in<br />

his pocket while drawing closer to her. “What do you mean Tinu?”<br />

She handed him the phone and watched his countenance for cues. “O! This? ‘Twas in error,<br />

I was going to text Greg for a meet up.”<br />

“Greg? And when did Greg become ‘Sweets’! ” She paused for effect, her decibel rising,<br />

“How! How do you intend making it up to you Sweets with Greg?”<br />

Her annoyance combusted into so much gas and ember the lodge could come down any<br />

moment. It took a lot <strong>of</strong> pleading to get through it.<br />

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Tales from the Other Side

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