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inspiring kenyan youth<br />
not for sale<br />
chapta <strong>17</strong><br />
web fm sms comix
vipi<br />
ma-fans!<br />
Wasee,<br />
mnataka<br />
kujua facebook<br />
address yangu?<br />
mmoja wenu<br />
alinirequest...<br />
DJ BOYIE<br />
Hi DJ B! Ni mimi fan<br />
wako wa nguvu<br />
begging you to open<br />
a facebook account!<br />
Mnacheki, nina<br />
friends mob<br />
kwa facebook<br />
mpaka karibu<br />
site<br />
i-crash!<br />
kama<br />
umeni-request<br />
na sijaku-add,<br />
kuna vile<br />
sijakulenga, JO!<br />
ni vile siwezi kujuu<br />
ya hiyo<br />
add mabeste stori, nimeanza<br />
wengine! fan page badala<br />
ya page yangu<br />
ya kawaida...<br />
...na<br />
nitahamisha<br />
stori zangu<br />
zote ZA<br />
facebook kwa<br />
hiyo fan page!<br />
utanipata kwa<br />
dj boyie fan<br />
page ya mine<br />
kwa mobile au<br />
comp...<br />
kwanza,<br />
fungua web<br />
browser<br />
yako...<br />
...uki-log in<br />
kwa facebook<br />
profile yako,<br />
search<br />
"dj boyie”<br />
...click<br />
button ya<br />
"like", na uko<br />
ndani! rahisi,<br />
sivyo?<br />
join leo<br />
NA u-show<br />
mabeste<br />
wengine,<br />
pia!
Nuks Ya<br />
Family<br />
3
4
5
6
7
WILL<br />
NI LEGAL DOCUMENT AMBAYO INASEMA MALI<br />
YA MSEE ITARITHIWA NA NANI.<br />
MSITISHWE!<br />
Law of Succession Act, Land laws na<br />
Land Controls Boards na constitution<br />
mpya ina-protect watoi na ma-husband<br />
au wives wenye wamefiwa.<br />
KUNA VILE UTAFANYA…<br />
Bonga vipoa na mzazi achore will, yenye<br />
inasema clearly, land itarithiwa na nani.<br />
Atachora mbele ya witnesses wawili.<br />
ARTICLE 68 C) III)<br />
Inadaisha, new matrimonial property<br />
legislation inafaa i-enact-iwe. Hii<br />
ita-prevent wasee kuchujwa kwao<br />
juu ya kutokujua kwa wengine [hata<br />
ma-relatives!]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
SHERIA<br />
INACHUNGA<br />
LAND YENU!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Wale wasee wanashikilia hiyo land,<br />
watapata barua yenye<br />
inawakubalisha kushikilia<br />
hiyo land ama property.<br />
BIG UP KELA KWA<br />
INFO YOTE!<br />
TAFUTA INFO ZAIDI KWA<br />
HAWA WASEE:<br />
KENYA LANDOWNERS &<br />
LAND USERS ASSOCIATION<br />
Tel: 020 2643326<br />
info@kenyalandowners.org<br />
8<br />
BONGA NA MAPERO WAKO<br />
JUU YA KUANDIKA WILL!
Malkia Mchungaji<br />
Imagine katachujwa juu<br />
ya fees! Hahaa! Ebu<br />
amalize kuongea na<br />
hiyo simu haraka. Wee<br />
kumbuka credo si free!<br />
Acha aongee, si<br />
amekubali ku-copy<br />
notes zako Jipesh!<br />
Ah, saa hizi niko<br />
mbali. Panda bus<br />
uende kwa Shosho<br />
yako, nikirudi<br />
nitawapa cheque.<br />
Wazi!!<br />
Hallo, mum?<br />
Haukuwa umelipa<br />
fees? Imagine<br />
wananifukuza!<br />
9
HUKO OCHA…<br />
Shosh, nina<br />
ubao sana na<br />
nishafagia.<br />
una bidii sana siku<br />
hizi! Kuja unisaidie<br />
na hii kazi ingine.<br />
Wale mbuzi<br />
wananisumbua, utakaa<br />
hapo uchunge wasikule<br />
matawi ya viazi.<br />
Ukimaliza hiyo, ndio utarudi<br />
kula, hata yule kijana Erico<br />
alisema atapitia kukusalimia<br />
jioni. Ningekuwa wewe,<br />
ningeharakisha…<br />
Sasa Shosh ananipa<br />
job gani hizi! Afadhali<br />
nimalize ku-copy hizi<br />
notes za Jipesh<br />
before Erico akuje.<br />
Msuper<br />
nimekuletea<br />
gift…<br />
10
Book ya Jipesh!!<br />
Jipesh atanimada!<br />
Ssss! Kweraa!Nitawatolea<br />
stylez za John Cena! Na vile<br />
tumbo zenu ni chafu hadi<br />
minyoo wanavaa gumboot!<br />
11
na huyu mbuzi ni<br />
mahuru! endeni!<br />
Sasa mnanifuatia nini?<br />
Ntawarushia hii mavi<br />
yenu msinicheze!<br />
Ntawapaka mavi,<br />
mi siogopagi!<br />
12<br />
KOFF!!<br />
cheki meaning ya mahuru kwa sheng dictionary.
Wazi!<br />
1<br />
chkua Mbolea<br />
ya mbuzi<br />
2<br />
ongeza maji na u-mix<br />
Wacha niipake kwa<br />
hizi leaves za<br />
viazi nione kitu<br />
mbuzi wata-do!<br />
3<br />
paka kwa leaves<br />
13
Ala! Si hiyo ni<br />
voice ya Erico!<br />
Eh, unajua…sijui<br />
amepitia wapi…lakini<br />
bado hajafika.<br />
Ok, akifika m-show<br />
nimemsalimia sana.<br />
Kwaheri Shosh!<br />
Na umeoga na<br />
nini hiyo?!<br />
UNASUMBULIWA<br />
NA WANYAMA<br />
KULAMATAWI<br />
YA CROPS<br />
ZAKO<br />
KILA TIME?<br />
Wanyama hawaezi kula leaves ya<br />
mimea ikipakwa mavi yake!<br />
Wanyama kula matawi:<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
yako mob, juu inabidi<br />
uchunge mimea!<br />
14<br />
Umetumia<br />
njia gani<br />
ku-protect<br />
crops zako?<br />
Tuma sms kwa<br />
3008<br />
u-share na<br />
DJ B.<br />
kumbuka kuosha<br />
vegetables vizuri kabla<br />
ya kupika au kula ndio<br />
usikuwe m-sick<br />
JARIBU HII IDEA NOMA!<br />
DJ B, kuna njia nyingi<br />
creative sana za<br />
ku-protect mimea.<br />
Nili-save viazi za Shosh<br />
na hii idea simple.<br />
Hii method ni poa ya ku-protect<br />
crops zako.<br />
Unaweza paka mixture ya mavi ya<br />
mbuzi na maji kwa leaves za:
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MCHONGOANO<br />
Una macho bigi hadi uki-blink ndani ya nyumba, buda wenu<br />
anakuambia ‘Wacha kucheza na stima.’ Idda Dickson<br />
Kwenu mko wengi hadi nyi hukula mkitumia register.<br />
Ati nyinyi ni mafans diehard wa Man-U hadi mathako hujiita Mamatov!<br />
Ati mmesota hadi mko na fee arrears kwa Sunday school.<br />
Wewe ni fala hadi una-fail example. Keynes Dickson<br />
Boyie amesota hadi simu yake, aki-confirm credit wana-show,<br />
‘kama kawaida’. Wera Brian Nakitare<br />
Ati wewe hupenda kula loaf hadi mbu ikija kukuuma hu-come<br />
na blueband. Dennis Dos Shadrach<br />
Niaje DJ B, nasikia budako ni hustla hadi akitoa viatu zake<br />
anaziekanga up-side-down ndiyo zisiishe. Julius Ceasar*<br />
Ati wewe ni fala hadi uli-fail baby class. Frank Meewoh<br />
Una macho red hadi ukiangalia nyama kwa butchery inaiva. Idda Dicson<br />
Wewe ni Ras sana hadi ukiwasha phone yako ya Nokia badala wale<br />
wasee wasalimiane huwa wanagoteana. Edwin Young Trafford<br />
SHENG DICTIONARY<br />
1. Akamero - Garbage truck<br />
2. Alutas - Miraa<br />
3. Bozo - Fala*<br />
4. Brazza- Brother<br />
5. Choche - Shortcut<br />
6. Kamtisa - Ugali<br />
7. Kipima - Njaa/Unenge<br />
8. Manjia / Tiko - Bus fare<br />
9. Mauru/ Mahuru - Kichwa ngumu<br />
10. McCain - Looser<br />
11. Tortoise - Msichana mrembo<br />
*David Muiruri umeshinda T-sho!!<br />
* = T-sho<br />
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16<br />
DJ Boyie<br />
Shujaaz
SHUJAA OF THE MONTH!<br />
Jina: Edna Guto<br />
Age: 23 years<br />
Base: Mlolongo<br />
<strong>17</strong>
Najua mimi ni orphan, na nime-grow-ia ghetto,<br />
lakini siwezi stand story za corruption. Niko<br />
ready kwa any challenge!<br />
Shule Poa<br />
neema,<br />
form ndio hii.<br />
tukiijaza tuna-enter<br />
hii compe ya<br />
“shule poa”.<br />
Tuta-win kweli?<br />
Shule yetu ina shida<br />
MOB! Cheki class<br />
zinabomoka, hakuna<br />
books enough...<br />
neema!<br />
peleka hii kitabu<br />
kwa ofisi ya<br />
headmistress!<br />
yes<br />
sir!<br />
maria,<br />
you are so<br />
lovely! kwanza<br />
kashingo...<br />
smooth!<br />
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Teacher wa<br />
Mathafu huwa hakuji.<br />
Wasee huwa wana-fight<br />
na ku-make noise<br />
during hii lesson.<br />
But nimechoka!<br />
This time naenda<br />
kuwa-report kwa<br />
headi! Hatuwezi<br />
kuendelea hivi.<br />
hii upepo<br />
ni mob aje<br />
leo?<br />
manze!<br />
hebu tusonge<br />
huko.<br />
kuna ma<br />
stude hapo<br />
ndani!<br />
enda ulete<br />
first aid kit<br />
kwa headi!<br />
tusaidianeni<br />
tutoe mastude<br />
wako trapped<br />
hapa ndani!<br />
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thanks! bado<br />
kuna dame<br />
moja huko<br />
ndani!<br />
hakuna<br />
first aid kit<br />
kwa ofisi!<br />
haiya!<br />
imewaka<br />
moto!<br />
j.k! enda<br />
ulete fire<br />
extinguisher<br />
yenye huwa kwa<br />
class yetu!<br />
aki<br />
chunga!<br />
hakuna<br />
any!<br />
21
22<br />
Cheki back cover<br />
kumsaidia Maria Kim<br />
ku-translate ‘<br />
upelelezi’<br />
kwa<br />
English!
maria kim,<br />
ume-do<br />
enough leo.<br />
kesho pia ni<br />
siku. come<br />
nikusindi<br />
home.<br />
okay,<br />
twende.<br />
Manze, ni kama tutahata<br />
hii compe.<br />
Shule yetu ina issues<br />
mob tu sana! Imeprove-iwa<br />
ati shule<br />
ziko safe, pia zinaperform<br />
better.<br />
e-heee!<br />
Charlie!<br />
niko poa!<br />
Usidanganywe!<br />
nimeona<br />
Unapoteza<br />
niwatembelee<br />
muda na<br />
tu... ... Lazima tucheki mifugo!<br />
safety kwa shule<br />
ala...<br />
zetu, kuku? ndio tusome<br />
vipoa!<br />
WENYE BEST REPORTS<br />
KUMI WATASHINDA<br />
SCHOOL BAG<br />
NOMA JO!!<br />
Ninawaona<br />
mko<br />
shambani?<br />
SHULE POA!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Kuna vitu mob positive unaweza do ku-change<br />
situation yenye shule yenu iko. Kuwa reporter<br />
wa Shujaaz.FM utu-show maoni yako.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
jirani<br />
mwema!<br />
habari DEADLINE YA<br />
yako? COMPE NI 13<br />
SEPTEMBER<br />
2011<br />
Email: djb@shujaaz.fm<br />
DJ B,<br />
P.O.Box <strong>17</strong>00 00502,<br />
Nairobi. Kenya.<br />
Kumbuka kuandika<br />
JINA, AGE, DISTRICT na<br />
NUMBER YA SIMU.<br />
Hiyo essay ikuwe na 250 words, na<br />
uitume kwa address iko hapo chini:<br />
Ugonjwa<br />
ilimaliza kuku<br />
wangu<br />
wooote<br />
bwana!* Sasa<br />
mimi ninalima<br />
tu, unajua<br />
mimea haiwezi<br />
kukuangusha!<br />
* = Soma hii risto kwa<br />
Chapta 9 ya ShujaazFM comic.<br />
www.shujaaz.fm<br />
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Shule yenu ni shule poa?<br />
FANYA HII QUIZ U-FIND OUT KAMA SHULE YENU NI SHULE POA…<br />
NDIO HAPANA<br />
CHORA AMA KUJIBU HAYA MASWALI!<br />
1. In case moto ianze, shule yetu ina fire extinguishers zenye zitatumika kuzima moto.<br />
2. Kama accident imetokea, shule yetu ina first aid kit na trained first aiders.<br />
3. Walimu hu-attend lessons na hawachelewi.<br />
4. Uko safe kutokana na sexual abuse kutoka walimu na ma-stude.<br />
Email: djb@shujaaz.fm<br />
DJ B,<br />
P.O.Box <strong>17</strong>00 00502,<br />
Nairobi. Kenya.<br />
Kumbuka kuandika<br />
JINA, AGE, DISTRICT na<br />
NUMBER YA SIMU.<br />
5. Facility zote za shule [choo, clasrooms], ziko kwa condition poa.<br />
6. Wild animals, wenda wazimu na walevi hawaingii kwa shule yenu ovyo ovyo.<br />
SASA FANYA TOTAL YA MAJIBU YAKO NA UCHEKI RESULTS HAPO DOWN!<br />
USI-MISS SHUJAAZ.FM COMIC CHAPTA 18 NEXT MONTH<br />
KUPATA TIPS JUU YA VILE UNAWEZA KUWA STUDENT MPOA!!<br />
RESULTS MARA THAT! KAMA UMEPATA<br />
NDIO 1 – 2 : Shule yenu ina shida kadhaa, na lazima make pamoja muone way ya ku-improve situation.<br />
NDIO 3 – 4: Shule yenu ime-try, lakini mnaweza do more ndio ikuwe shule poa.<br />
NDIO 5 – 6: BIG UP! Mna shule poa sana, mui-maintain na izidi kuwa poa! Share tips zenu na DJ B ili mu-inspire mastude wengine!<br />
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Akiba ya<br />
Charlie<br />
e-heee!<br />
Ninawaona<br />
mko<br />
shambani?<br />
jirani<br />
mwema!<br />
habari<br />
yako?<br />
niko poa!<br />
nimeona<br />
niwatembelee<br />
tu... ...<br />
ala...<br />
kuku?<br />
Charlie!<br />
Usidanganywe!<br />
Unapoteza<br />
muda na<br />
mifugo!<br />
Ugonjwa<br />
ilimaliza kuku<br />
wangu<br />
wooote<br />
bwana!* Sasa<br />
mimi ninalima<br />
tu, unajua<br />
mimea haiwezi<br />
kukuangusha!<br />
* = Soma hii risto kwa<br />
Chapta 9 ya ShujaazFM comic.<br />
www.shujaaz.fm<br />
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aba<br />
charlie<br />
anataka tuuze<br />
kuku juu ati<br />
mifugo si<br />
investment<br />
poa...<br />
Mnajua<br />
siku hizi, vile<br />
weather<br />
imebadilika,<br />
wakulima wengi<br />
wanajaribu mimea,<br />
na pia mifugo<br />
tofauti.<br />
aaah,<br />
poleni...<br />
Watu<br />
wana-change<br />
mazoea, na<br />
mwishowe<br />
Charlie, itabidi<br />
baba yako pia<br />
a-change.<br />
Wazi!<br />
Nita-buy mbuzi<br />
na na maize<br />
seeds. Ndio<br />
moja<br />
iki-fail, ingine<br />
iokolee!<br />
Mara<br />
hiyo<br />
hiyo!!<br />
mbuyu<br />
atajazzika!<br />
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nyinyi watoto<br />
watundu! hawa<br />
wanyama<br />
wanafanya nini<br />
hapa???<br />
kaeni na<br />
wanyama zenyu...<br />
livestock zenyu<br />
zikishikwa na<br />
kwashiakor<br />
msinililie!<br />
Baba, si<br />
tumeleta mbuzi<br />
na maize seeds<br />
ndio mahindi<br />
isipomea,<br />
tutegemee<br />
mbuzi!<br />
oho!<br />
baba charlie<br />
ameenda kulima<br />
mbegu zake, nao<br />
charlie na rosie<br />
wanamlea mbuzi!<br />
ukulima wa nani<br />
utafaulu???<br />
wah!<br />
kuna<br />
joto siku<br />
hizi!<br />
Lakini<br />
ka-mbuzi<br />
kanaji-sort<br />
na nyasi…<br />
hana shida!<br />
mpaka<br />
maji<br />
haishiki<br />
kwa hizi<br />
mimea!<br />
koti yangu<br />
haitoshi<br />
kuzipa shade<br />
hizi mimea!<br />
aaah,<br />
hii ni<br />
shida!<br />
na<br />
amenona<br />
siku hizi!<br />
28<br />
miezi kadhaa zimepita na hii<br />
competition inakaribia<br />
tamati...
...mpaka,<br />
siku moja...<br />
Haiya!<br />
Ka-mbuzi<br />
kana<br />
mtoi!<br />
no<br />
wonder<br />
alikuwa<br />
ame-gain<br />
weight!<br />
habari<br />
zenyu,<br />
watoto?<br />
daddy ako<br />
home?<br />
eh, ako<br />
pale<br />
shambani...<br />
Tumekuja<br />
kukudai!<br />
woi!<br />
Tafadhali<br />
muelewe!<br />
Mvua haikuja<br />
vvile nilitarajia,<br />
sina mavuno,<br />
sina pesa.<br />
wewe,<br />
LiPA!<br />
I swear,<br />
mwezi<br />
moja tu na<br />
ninalipa!<br />
Wee! Hii ni<br />
mara ya<br />
mwisho,<br />
ukikosa!<br />
kama ni pesa<br />
unahitaji, si<br />
tuuze hiyo<br />
mbuzi mpya...<br />
Si nilikuambia!<br />
Sio poa<br />
kutegemea<br />
kitu moja<br />
tu!<br />
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Mifugo<br />
inakupatia<br />
Mayai...<br />
...nyama ...<br />
Sawa!<br />
woohoo!<br />
yets!<br />
...Maziwa,<br />
unaweza<br />
kunywa ama<br />
uuze upate<br />
dooh!<br />
Ama ukisota,<br />
unaweza uza<br />
mifugo, ni<br />
back-up poa<br />
sana!<br />
LIVESTOCK<br />
ITAKUPELEKA FAR!<br />
Invest kwa mifugo na<br />
itakupeleka mbali!<br />
Manze, livestock ni kitu<br />
unaweza rely nayo. Kuna time,<br />
2009, kulikuwa na kiangazi<br />
mwadhara nika-lose mimea yote,<br />
lakini mifugo walibaki na ndio<br />
nika tegemea!<br />
Mimi hufuga kuku,<br />
na imeni-help sana coz<br />
sometimes nahitaji<br />
dooh faster na ni<br />
mwezi-corner.<br />
HAWA NI FANS WA DJ B<br />
FACEBOOK, NA WALIM-<br />
SHOW VILE UFUGAJI<br />
IMEWA-SAVE!<br />
CAHNET<br />
wana info mob juu<br />
ya mifugo na wanabonga<br />
na wakulima kila time.<br />
Pata info mob<br />
kutoka kwao.<br />
UNAWEZA KU-RELY<br />
KWA LIVESTOCK JARIBU<br />
UFUGAJI NA<br />
U-SHARE<br />
NA DJ B KWA<br />
3008!<br />
ROSEMARY WANGARI<br />
30<br />
Base: Nakuru<br />
SAUL OKONDA<br />
Base: Kericho<br />
sms<br />
CAHNET<br />
kwa<br />
0713 214785
Soma hii risto<br />
kali ya<br />
Maria Kim kwa<br />
page 18!”
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