PALOMA MAGAZINE VOLUME 55
Family, culture, religion, society, history, Salinas California, Quinceaneras, Weddings, fashion, beauty, phrases, messages, thoughts, poetry, youth, children, community.
Family, culture, religion, society, history, Salinas California, Quinceaneras, Weddings, fashion, beauty, phrases, messages, thoughts, poetry, youth, children, community.
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JOKES FOR KIDS<br />
Question: What's red and goes up and down?<br />
Answer: A tomato in an elevator.<br />
Question: What did one tube of<br />
glue say to the other tube of glue?<br />
Answer: We have to stick together.<br />
Question: What do you say when you meet a<br />
two-headed monster?<br />
Answer: Hello, hello.<br />
Question: What do you call a<br />
sleeping bull?<br />
Answer: A bulldoser.<br />
Question: When is a baseball<br />
player like a thief?<br />
Answer: When he steals a base.<br />
Question: What did the can say to the can<br />
opener?<br />
Answer: You make me flip my lid.<br />
Question: What is a volcano?<br />
Answer: A mountain with the<br />
hiccups.<br />
Question: What do you find at<br />
the end of everything?<br />
Answer: The letter "g".<br />
Question: What did the elephant do when he<br />
hurt his toe?<br />
Answer: He called a toe truck.<br />
Question: Why do two skunks<br />
argue?<br />
Answer: Because they like to<br />
kick up a stink.<br />
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