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September/October 2011 - Law Society of the Northwest Territories

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SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2011 | 23<br />

RESOURCES<br />

The Legal Profession<br />

Assistance Conference<br />

(LPAC) of the Canadian Bar Assocation is<br />

dedicated to helping lawyers, judges, law<br />

students and their families with personal,<br />

emotional, health and lifestyle issues<br />

through a network of Lawyer Assistance<br />

Programs, a national 24-hour helpline and<br />

Provincial Programs. If you need<br />

assistance, please call the helpline or visit<br />

their website.<br />

1-800-667-5722<br />

www.lpac.ca<br />

The Law Society of the<br />

NWT and the CBA-NT<br />

Branch have partnered<br />

with Human Solutions to offer members<br />

free, private and confidential professional<br />

counseling and consultation for the<br />

resolution of personal issues or work<br />

related difficulties.<br />

This service is available 24 hours a day, 7<br />

days a week. Call any time.<br />

1-800-663-1142<br />

Mentor Program<br />

Members from Northwest Territories and Nunavut are invited to call the office of the Alberta<br />

Practice Advisor and ask for the Mentor Program. Please be advised that not all of the mentors<br />

may be totally familiar with NT statutes and practice. There is no cost. CALL 1-888-272-8839<br />

Practice Advisors<br />

The Practice Advisors from the<br />

Law Society of Alberta are<br />

available to discuss legal, ethical and<br />

practice concerns, and personal matters<br />

such as stress and addiction. Members are<br />

invited to contact the Practice Advisors at<br />

any time:<br />

Ross McLeod (Edmonton)<br />

Tel:<br />

780-412-2301 or<br />

1-800-661-2135<br />

Fax: 780-424-1620<br />

ross.mcleod@lawsocietyalberta.com<br />

Nancy Carruthers (Calgary)<br />

Tel:<br />

403-229-4714 or<br />

1-866-440-4640<br />

Fax: 403-228-1728<br />

nancy.carruthers@lawsocietyalberta.com<br />

THE LIGHTER SIDE<br />

How to Dodge a Lawsuit<br />

Nowadays, erring on the side of<br />

caution, corporations seem to walk on<br />

glass to avoid a lawsuit. It’s amazing<br />

the lengths these disclaimers go to<br />

ensure proper usage. The following<br />

are actual warnings and instructions<br />

found on everyday products.<br />

ON A PACKAGED BAR OF DIAL SOAP:<br />

Use like regular soap.<br />

ON A TRIPLE WASHER AT A LAUNDROMAT:<br />

No small children.<br />

IN THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR A CORDLESS<br />

PHONE:<br />

Do not put lit candles on phone.<br />

ON A PACKAGE OF PEANUTS:<br />

Warning: May contain nuts.<br />

ON A CHILD-SIZED SUPERMAN COSTUME:<br />

Wearing of this garment does not<br />

enable you to fly.<br />

ON A PORTABLE STROLLER:<br />

Caution: Remove infant before folding<br />

for storage.<br />

ON A FRISBEE:<br />

Warning: May contain small parts.<br />

ON A HAIR DRYER:<br />

Do not use while sleeping.<br />

ON A PACKAGE OF HAIR COLORING:<br />

Do not use as an ice cream topping.<br />

ON A 500-PIECE PUZZLE PACKAGE:<br />

Some assembly required.<br />

ON AN INFANT'S BATHTUB:<br />

Do not throw baby out with bath<br />

water.<br />

ON A CONTAINER OF SALT:<br />

Warning: High in sodium.<br />

IN A VISA COMMERCIAL DEPICTING AN<br />

EXPECTING COUPLE LOOKING FOR PAINT<br />

AT A HARDWARE STORE:<br />

Do not use house paint on face.<br />

With some excerpts from “Warning Labels”,<br />

found at Rinkworks.com.

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