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September/October 2011 - Law Society of the Northwest Territories
September/October 2011 - Law Society of the Northwest Territories
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SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER 2011 | 23<br />
RESOURCES<br />
The Legal Profession<br />
Assistance Conference<br />
(LPAC) of the Canadian Bar Assocation is<br />
dedicated to helping lawyers, judges, law<br />
students and their families with personal,<br />
emotional, health and lifestyle issues<br />
through a network of Lawyer Assistance<br />
Programs, a national 24-hour helpline and<br />
Provincial Programs. If you need<br />
assistance, please call the helpline or visit<br />
their website.<br />
1-800-667-5722<br />
www.lpac.ca<br />
The Law Society of the<br />
NWT and the CBA-NT<br />
Branch have partnered<br />
with Human Solutions to offer members<br />
free, private and confidential professional<br />
counseling and consultation for the<br />
resolution of personal issues or work<br />
related difficulties.<br />
This service is available 24 hours a day, 7<br />
days a week. Call any time.<br />
1-800-663-1142<br />
Mentor Program<br />
Members from Northwest Territories and Nunavut are invited to call the office of the Alberta<br />
Practice Advisor and ask for the Mentor Program. Please be advised that not all of the mentors<br />
may be totally familiar with NT statutes and practice. There is no cost. CALL 1-888-272-8839<br />
Practice Advisors<br />
The Practice Advisors from the<br />
Law Society of Alberta are<br />
available to discuss legal, ethical and<br />
practice concerns, and personal matters<br />
such as stress and addiction. Members are<br />
invited to contact the Practice Advisors at<br />
any time:<br />
Ross McLeod (Edmonton)<br />
Tel:<br />
780-412-2301 or<br />
1-800-661-2135<br />
Fax: 780-424-1620<br />
ross.mcleod@lawsocietyalberta.com<br />
Nancy Carruthers (Calgary)<br />
Tel:<br />
403-229-4714 or<br />
1-866-440-4640<br />
Fax: 403-228-1728<br />
nancy.carruthers@lawsocietyalberta.com<br />
THE LIGHTER SIDE<br />
How to Dodge a Lawsuit<br />
Nowadays, erring on the side of<br />
caution, corporations seem to walk on<br />
glass to avoid a lawsuit. It’s amazing<br />
the lengths these disclaimers go to<br />
ensure proper usage. The following<br />
are actual warnings and instructions<br />
found on everyday products.<br />
ON A PACKAGED BAR OF DIAL SOAP:<br />
Use like regular soap.<br />
ON A TRIPLE WASHER AT A LAUNDROMAT:<br />
No small children.<br />
IN THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR A CORDLESS<br />
PHONE:<br />
Do not put lit candles on phone.<br />
ON A PACKAGE OF PEANUTS:<br />
Warning: May contain nuts.<br />
ON A CHILD-SIZED SUPERMAN COSTUME:<br />
Wearing of this garment does not<br />
enable you to fly.<br />
ON A PORTABLE STROLLER:<br />
Caution: Remove infant before folding<br />
for storage.<br />
ON A FRISBEE:<br />
Warning: May contain small parts.<br />
ON A HAIR DRYER:<br />
Do not use while sleeping.<br />
ON A PACKAGE OF HAIR COLORING:<br />
Do not use as an ice cream topping.<br />
ON A 500-PIECE PUZZLE PACKAGE:<br />
Some assembly required.<br />
ON AN INFANT'S BATHTUB:<br />
Do not throw baby out with bath<br />
water.<br />
ON A CONTAINER OF SALT:<br />
Warning: High in sodium.<br />
IN A VISA COMMERCIAL DEPICTING AN<br />
EXPECTING COUPLE LOOKING FOR PAINT<br />
AT A HARDWARE STORE:<br />
Do not use house paint on face.<br />
With some excerpts from “Warning Labels”,<br />
found at Rinkworks.com.