The Meme Machine
TheMemeMachine1999
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UNIVERSAL DARWINISM 21<br />
Have you spotted it? <strong>The</strong> virus described does not make sense – and does not<br />
exist. <strong>The</strong> real virus is the warning. This is a very clever little memeplex that<br />
uses both threats and appeals to altruism to get you – the silly, caring victim – to<br />
pass it on. It is not the first – ‘Good Times’ and ‘Deeyenda Maddick’ used a<br />
similar trick. ‘Join the Crew’ is slightly more damaging, warning ‘do not open<br />
or look at any mail that says RETURNED OR UNABLE TO DELIVER. This virus will<br />
attach itself to your computer components and render them useless.<br />
Immediately delete . . . there is NO remedy.’ Anyone who does not spot the trick<br />
will presumably delete all those messages they had sent to people whose<br />
addresses have changed or whose e-mail systems were temporarily unavailable.<br />
A little bit of self-replicating code, using a combination of humans and<br />
computers as its replicating machinery, can have annoying consequences.<br />
What will happen next? As people become familiar with these viruses they<br />
may learn to ignore the warnings. Thus the original type of virus will start to<br />
fail but it might let in something worse, as people start ignoring warnings they<br />
ought to heed. But then again, if ordinary old-fashioned chain letters still work,<br />
perhaps things will not change so very rapidly.<br />
All this talk of viruses makes me wonder just why we call some pieces of<br />
computer code a virus and others a computer program. Intrinsically, they are<br />
both just lines of code, bits of information or instructions. <strong>The</strong> word is, of<br />
course, taken directly by analogy from biological viruses and probably based on<br />
the same intuitions about the way these bits of code spread. <strong>The</strong> answer is not<br />
so much to do with the harm they do – indeed some really do very little – but to<br />
do with their function. <strong>The</strong>y have none apart from their own replication.<br />
Bacteria are more complex than viruses and can be positively helpful as well<br />
as harmful. Lots live in symbiosis with us and with other animals and plants.<br />
Many do important jobs inside our bodies. Some have been co-opted to make<br />
special foods for us and so on. Viruses do little else than replicate themselves –<br />
and then only by stealing other organisms’ replicating machinery. So the<br />
comparison with today’s rather simple computer viruses is apt.<br />
Might we build the equivalent of computer bacteria? Perhaps this would be a<br />
better term for some existing programs that are deliberately used to infect<br />
computer systems and run around doing jobs like updating databases or seeking<br />
out errors. Dawkins (1993) imagines useful self-replicating programs that might<br />
carry out market research by infecting many computers and then, as occasional<br />
copies got back to their starting place, providing useful statistics on user habits.<br />
Simple robotic programs, or bots, are already designed to roam around