THE HISTORY OF V.A.R.M.S The Annual Diary 1990 - 2009
THE HISTORY OF V.A.R.M.S. The Annual Diary. 1990 - 2009
THE HISTORY OF V.A.R.M.S. The Annual Diary. 1990 - 2009
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to the front of the queue and the flightline controller bellows,<br />
‘NEXT’. ‘Flair, or Loop’ he enquires, referring to your preferred method of towing<br />
attachment. ‘Er, Flair’ you might say. ‘Not on this tug’, he replies, try the next one<br />
over’. With a sudden roar, the next one over takes off with a glider on tow, You hear a<br />
shout: ‘Tug landing, you’re in the way, glider pilot, please move back”.<br />
You move back as a tug burbles and swishes its’ way on to the patch, an elderly gent<br />
earnestly asks you if you have seen Mabel.<br />
‘Flair?’... the flight line controller beckons you forward. You grab the proffered ball and<br />
attempt to stuff it in the hole in the front of your glider.<br />
‘Glider landing!’ comes a shout followed by another, different voice: ‘Glider landing...’<br />
Bump, swish, rumble, a sleek glass ship comes to rest in front of the tug. <strong>The</strong> pilot starts<br />
to run forward to retrieve his precious creation, but is halted by a stentorian bellow:<br />
‘GLIDER LANDING’, please keep to the bottom half of the patch’.<br />
Faced with a rapidly diminishing area in which to land, the glider pilot tries to change<br />
direction, but catches a wing tip in the long grass and ground loops. With a sudden roar<br />
another tug heads skywards with its charge hanging on behind, and the two glider pilots<br />
rush out to retrieve. After much fumbling, you still haven’t managed to connect your glider<br />
to the line, and a tide of red slowly rises up your face, as the people in the queue behind<br />
shuffle and stand impatiently. Finally, the job is done, and you stand next to the tug pilot<br />
whilst someone else authoritively holds your wingtip clear of the ground. That someone<br />
else turns out to be the elderly gent .... he looks under your starboard wing.<br />
‘Mabel’, he quavers, ‘are you under there?’<br />
‘OK?’ <strong>The</strong> godly figure of the tug pilot enquires, kindly, well mostly they’re kind. As you<br />
nod nervously, he calls ‘all out’ and the tug and glider waltz merrily off down the patch. If<br />
there’s a slight tailwind and your glider is heavy, if the temperature is high and the tug’s<br />
engine is sucking comparatively less oxygen, then those first few seconds can be pretty<br />
crowded. If your anhedralled gull-wing’s tips barely clear the ground to start with, then the<br />
first task is to apply the necessary physic guesswork on the aileron stick to keep them<br />
clear, the second is get the thing off the ground before the tug overrruns into the long<br />
grass. Once airborne, things become easier and it’s usually a fairly simple ride up to<br />
altitude.<br />
Skipping lightly over the period of soaring, you’ve lost the lift and now the model is getting<br />
larger and larger. Another glider is undergoing the same experience, and is stooging<br />
about at the same altitude.<br />
‘Tug landing’, shouts a voice, ‘is the patch clear?’ ‘Are you coming down now?’ asks<br />
the other glider pilot, ‘cos I think I’m gonna have to...’<br />
It becomes obvious that Mr. Gravity is asking both gliders for repayment of all outstanding<br />
sums.<br />
‘Me to’ you reply.<br />
‘Tug landing’, says yet another voice, ‘is that tug clear?’<br />
‘Dunno’ replies the flight line controller (bet you’d forgotten about him) ‘there’s a damn<br />
great glider pilot in the way!’<br />
A hand guides you gently out of the way, just as your final circling coincides with the other<br />
guy’s and what looks like a potentially nasty mid-air passes off without incident. You<br />
decide that enough is enough, and push the stick forward and the spoilers out in an