MASONRYRESTORATIONLOCAL LAW 10REPAIRSCOASTAL WATERPROOFING& RESTORATION CORP.1673 FOWLER AVENUE. BRONX. NY 10462 e 1212) 617·1900FAX: (2 l 2) 893-9470WATERPROOFINGPOINTINGCAULKINGINSUREDThe Art of Love (continued tromp. 1s)lover, a woman must first be attractive. Unadulterated beauty <strong>is</strong> notenough, however, a woman must work to make herself look good:"Care will give good looks: good looks neglected go to waste." Makeup,skillfully applied, can hide blem<strong>is</strong>hes, and the right clothes camouflagefigure flaws. It <strong>is</strong> a good idea to go late to banquetS and otherparties, because "delay wiU enhance your charm: Though plain, tO thetipsy you wiU seem fair." In order to keep men interested, it <strong>is</strong> best toplay "hard to get" since "what <strong>is</strong> easily given iU fosters an enduring love;let an occasional repulse vary your merry sport." Men <strong>like</strong> to feel Lhattheir meetings with you are secret and dangerous, so pretend to be afraidof being caught, even if there <strong>is</strong> no such danger: "Though it were easierby the door, admit him by the window, and show signs of fear on yourA loving Roman coupleface."The Arc of Love was, of course, highly satirical and was not intended to be taken completely seriously. lls publication,however, was a contributing factor to Ovid's downfall. The Emperor Augustus, troubled by the moral turpitude of Romansociety, initiated a program of social reforms in order to d<strong>is</strong>courage adultery and divorce. As part of h<strong>is</strong> efforts to clean up Rome,he ban<strong>is</strong>hed h<strong>is</strong> own daughter Julia for the crime of immorality. The Art of Love was publ<strong>is</strong>hed just one year after Julia's ban<strong>is</strong>hment.Augustus, not amused by Ovid's flippancy, banned h<strong>is</strong> works from public libraries. Some nine years later, Ovidhimself was ban<strong>is</strong>hed to the town of Tom <strong>is</strong> on the Black Sea for an und<strong>is</strong>closed "error" which may have had something to dowith adultery of Augustus' granddaughter, who was exiled at the same Lime.According to the h<strong>is</strong>torian Suetonius, however, Augustus' concern for moral standards did not extend into h<strong>is</strong> own personallife. Marc Anthony once protested that Augustus had "at a dinner party, taken the wife of an ex-consul from her husband'sdining room, right before h<strong>is</strong> eyes and led her into a bedroom; he brought her back to the dinner party with her ears glowingand her hair d<strong>is</strong>heveled." Perhaps if the Emperor bad read The Art of Love, he would have been a bit more subtle in h<strong>is</strong> methods .••••Archer ELEVATOR co., INc.MAINTENANCEREPAIR695-2712522 WEST :rT STREETNEW VORK, NEW 'VORK 10018MAINTENANCEWetvegrown slowly over the last 21 years to become one ofthe largest independent elevator companies i,. the New York area.Bl.IT WE HA VENT LOST THE PERSONAL TOUCH!Call me and let's talk. I'll probably be in.Ed Bonardi,President';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;--.;; The Italic Way---~Fall/Winter 1992 27
the later Byzantine Age. The curvaceousAphrodite gave way to flaticons. Aorence, not Constantinople,carried on the Greek andRoman traditions. The RomanCatholic Church did not merelytolerate the nude fonn, it patronizedit. Although sometimes criticizedas a cause of sexual guilt. theChurch clearly cultivated the appreciationof the body beautiful.At the Vatican and most Italiancities, a nude Adam, as well as h<strong>is</strong>Forbidden Italy (continued from p.25)descendants down to David, were allowed to strut their stu!funder the LOlerant eye of Rome's prelates. Judge not, lest yebe judged.The ancient Italians passed on th<strong>is</strong> sexual openness to theCelts, Germans, Britons, and other tribes of the hinterland ofEurope. Romanization brought with it sexual art And one cantrace the spread of Italic civilization among tribes in varyingdegrees of explicit tribal art.The Cutting EdgeEvery culture has its own way of dealing with sex, or notdealing with it. Certainly, theItalian culture has run the gamutof conflicting mores. The homeof Catholic<strong>is</strong>m once forbade divorceand abortion. Today, itcondones both, leading all otherEuropean countries in tenninatingpregnancies. Yet, Italiansappear comfortable supportingboth propriety and carnal pleasures,scoffing at the <strong>like</strong>s of whatthey see as our bizarre show trialsthat gloat on date rape and sexualharassment Americans and Ita!-ians sometimes run to extremes.Gary Hart, a 1988 presidential contender lost h<strong>is</strong> quest aftersome "monkey business". Ilona Staller, on the other hand,made monkey business her 1987 platfonn to victory. Yet wesense change coming to America in the way Democratic candidateBill Clinton stared down the press over an alleged 12-year affair. Admittedly, though, the United States <strong>is</strong> not readyfor porno-politiciansThe Italians appear to be bringing the sexual society to its"logical" conclusion. Whether it becomes the wave of thefuture or civilization's undoing remains to be seen.••••A classical Greek flogging h<strong>is</strong> harlot witha slipper. Theater and art weren't the onlyImports to Magna Graecla (southern Haly).LET'S' I /-~-/1'FORACLEANERNEW YORKBuilding MaintenanceService Corp.Two Penn rlazaNew York, NY 10121(212) 7 14-000~