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The Long and Storied Life of Jose Montoya

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<strong>The</strong> <strong>Long</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Storied</strong> <strong>Life</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Jose</strong> <strong>Montoya</strong> 91<strong>and</strong> cigars: <strong>The</strong> dry Christ <strong>of</strong> the North simply did not tolerate such things in the way that the bloodyChrist <strong>of</strong> Mexico had done.Papa took a seat in the wing-backed chair in which he had been dozing when <strong>Jose</strong> <strong>and</strong> Eudorahad first arrived. <strong>Jose</strong> sat down in the other chair <strong>and</strong> cleared his throat. This was another scene he hadbeen mentally rehearsing, trying out endless combinations <strong>of</strong> phrases in his mind. Now the wordsseemed stuck, piled up behind a dam <strong>of</strong> nerves. He decided to plunge in, hoping carefully-chosenwords would dislodge themselves as he went. He began: He loved Eudora. He was a soldier <strong>and</strong> ahard worker. He would take care <strong>of</strong> her, if Papa could see fit to give her h<strong>and</strong> to him in marriage.<strong>The</strong> house seemed supernaturally silent to <strong>Jose</strong>, <strong>and</strong> all the eyes that had been on him during hisspeech now swung over to Papa. As best he could without looking away from Papa, <strong>Jose</strong> guessed thecount <strong>of</strong> eyes besides his own was now ten: Two each for Mama, Eudora, Ned Skelly, the red parrot,<strong>and</strong> Grayley, who had shown up at the last minute <strong>and</strong> was now snickering at <strong>Jose</strong>’s obvious discomfortas he sat <strong>and</strong> waited for Papa to speak.Papa looked <strong>Jose</strong> up <strong>and</strong> down with eyes that seemed slightly more critical than they had when<strong>Jose</strong> had first appeared in the living room. When he had done that twice he started a long speech that<strong>Jose</strong> was only mostly sure he followed, <strong>and</strong> which involved talk <strong>of</strong> armies, wars, general stores, smalltowns, <strong>and</strong> bees. It would be hard to be more industrious than bees, Papa said. <strong>The</strong>y could fly manymiles a day. <strong>The</strong>y pollinated all manner <strong>of</strong> plants. And they worked so hard that they provided humanswith honey <strong>and</strong> wax <strong>and</strong> still had enough left over for the functioning <strong>of</strong> their hives.<strong>Jose</strong> nodded in agreement with each point as Papa made it. He still wasn’t sure that hecompletely understood everything that Papa was saying, but for the time being it seemed important toat least appear as if he did. <strong>The</strong> pay<strong>of</strong>f finally came as Papa wrapped up by observing that when acolony <strong>of</strong> bees reached a certain size, after having fed a new queen for some time on royal jelly itwould send her out into the world with workers to help her start her own colony.

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