You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Long</strong> <strong>and</strong> <strong>Storied</strong> <strong>Life</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Jose</strong> <strong>Montoya</strong> 68attraction rise between the two groups. He knew from long years <strong>of</strong> experience that apples were anextremely erotic fruit, <strong>and</strong> responded well to the kind <strong>of</strong> sexuality that he could now sense hanging inthe air. In a hurry to move this energy out into the trees while it was still young <strong>and</strong> fresh, the farmerpassed out his woven bushel-baskets as quickly as he could. He gave his simple instructions on applepicking-- bend the apple upward, try to keep the stem on, be gentle – <strong>and</strong> with that, the young men <strong>and</strong>women started to make their way in ones <strong>and</strong> twos <strong>and</strong> threes down the rows <strong>of</strong> pruned <strong>and</strong> twistedtrees.<strong>The</strong> chaperones who had escorted the young ladies from the nursing school, simultaneouslyaware <strong>of</strong> but immune to the smell <strong>of</strong> sex in the air, at first spent much energy making sure that soldiers<strong>and</strong> nurses in no way mixed as they went up <strong>and</strong> down through the orchard. This plan did not last long,as it was quickly evident to the pair that there was simply no physical way that the young men <strong>and</strong>women, who had scattered all over the orchard, could be kept segregated. <strong>The</strong>y decided then that theironly course <strong>of</strong> action was to split up <strong>and</strong> patrol separately, each hoping silently that they woulddiscover some secret tryst under a tree so that the <strong>of</strong>fenders could be punished. To that end they alsoenlisted the aid <strong>of</strong> the farmer, who had silent hopes <strong>of</strong> his own that any secret trysts would remainsecret, <strong>and</strong> who thus conducted his own patrol with his eyes as firmly closed as possible.<strong>Jose</strong>, as delighted as he was at the discovery <strong>of</strong> the women, had no intentions <strong>of</strong> trysting, secretor otherwise. Taking his bushel-basket, he set out for the furthest corner <strong>of</strong> the orchard with the ideathat the trees there might be fuller, <strong>and</strong> the picking more fruitful. <strong>The</strong> day was beautiful, <strong>and</strong> perfect forthinking <strong>of</strong> everything <strong>and</strong> nothing all at once. <strong>Jose</strong> became absorbed in the process, <strong>and</strong> the fruitseemed almost to fly into his basket with practically no effort whatsoever. He did not even hear thewoman behind him until she bit, as forcefully <strong>and</strong> as loudly as she could, into an apple <strong>of</strong> her own.<strong>Jose</strong> spun around at the sound. He was startled <strong>and</strong> unsure <strong>of</strong> what to expect, but the last thinghe would have expected was the young woman he found there, looking at him over the top <strong>of</strong> her apple