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frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillFRASIER: Well, y'know, things just go funny sometimes.It's a tough business, this radio game.DAPHNE: Dr Crane, I'm picking up something from you.You're feeling guilty.FRASIER: Maybe I am.NILES: Daphne, that's fantastic. Do me, do me.DAPHNE: No, I'm on to something here. You actuallythink you're responsible for Bulldog losing his job.FRASIER: All right. There was a rumour going round thestation that Bulldog was going to get sacked, and then… Iwas repeating it to someone and he overheard me and flewoff the handle, went up and quit his job. In the end itturned out that the rumour wasn't true.MARTIN: Now listen here Frasier, if you're responsible forBulldog losing his job, you're going to make this right. Yougotta go down to that station and talk to the boss and get himhis job back.FRASIER: Well that's a little easier said than done. NedMiller is the most intimidating, heartless, mean-spiritedman I've ever had the misfortune to meet.DAPHNE: And he cheats on his wife… My goodness, I'm ontoday.MARTIN: So you're selling Bulldog down the river just 'cosyou don't have the guts to go and face this guy?FRASIER: No. For all we know this might just be the bestthing that ever happened to him. You know, he's alwaystalking about how he should be in a larger market, like LosAngeles, or New York... (Bulldog enters)BULLDOG: Hiya, Doc.FRASIER: Well, what are you doing, just standing there?BULLDOG: I don't know. I was trying to decide whether ornot I should bother you. See, my life is kind of over, butyou got company, so I'll go.FRASIER: No. Come in, it's just family. This is my dad andDaphne Moon.MARTIN: Hey, Bulldog. You're soaking wet.BULLDOG: Yeah, I've been wandering around the streetsfor the last few hours.MARTIN: I heard what happened.page 8
frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillBULLDOG: You haven't heard the half of it. My girlfriendthrew me out. She said the only reason she was with me wasbecause I was on the radio. Can you believe that? Eightyears we've been together. I loved that woman. Even when Iwas sleeping around, I loved that woman. That job was mylife, and now I've been blackballed in this business, and allbecause of my stupid temper. I might as well face it, I'mjust a loser, I'm a zero, I'm nothing, a hasbeen...DAPHNE: Now, I'm not familiar with your work myself, butMr Crane often puts off his nightly bath just so he can hearyour show.MARTIN: Oh yeah. You're the greatest, Bulldog. If youweren't on the radio, I wouldn't have a radio.BULLDOG: That's a nice thing to say. Now I know whyyour son is such a great guy. I've bothered you peopleenough. I better go. The good rooms at the 'Y' fill up early.FRASIER: Wait. Bulldog, I can't let you leave like this.Here's a twenty. (everyone frowns) Oh, all right. Why don'tyou just spend the night, you can take the couch.BULLDOG: Wow. You'd do that for me?FRASIER: Sure, what's the point of having an expensivecouch if you can't have a bunch of people crashing on it?BULLDOG: Thanks, Doc. Hey, I hope it's okay, but I couldreally use a hot shower.DAPHNE: Down the hall, second door on the left. Towelsare in the cabinet.FRASIER: Now, you two leave me alone. This is not myfault. Look, I am not responsible for Bulldog going up thereand swearing at the boss. You can stare at me 'til you'reblue in the face, I'm not going to see Ned Miller. Oh allright! I'll go down to the station, I will talk to the monster onthe sixth floor and pointlessly attempt to get a man backhis job that I don't even care for, and in the process Iwill probably end up spitting out my teeth. Is thereanything else I can do for you?DAPHNE: Oh. If you're going by the market, we're low ondog-food.Ned Miller's ofice. Frasier knocks on the door.MILLER: Oh, it's you. Crane.page 9
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