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frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillROZ: That was just a rumour. You didn't tell him that, didyou?FRASIER: I didn't mean to, he overheard me. C'mon, youguys were so positive, the expense account thing, themeeting with management at five?ROZ: That meeting was to discuss taking his show national,don't you know anything that goes on around here?FRASIER: Apparently not!ROZ: Well don't just stand there. Go call his secretary, she'llstop him before he gets in.FRASIER: I don't believe this, this is incredible, Yes, helloArlene, listen. Bob Briscoe's about to jump into the officeand...oh. God, he's already burst into the office with Miller.Oh god, this is a disaster.ROZ: Maybe not, maybe before Bulldog starts anything Millerwill tell him what the meeting was really about.FRASIER: Well, I suppose you're right. For all we knowthey may be having a good laugh about this right now.BULLDOG: (storms in) I did it! I scorched him! You shouldhave seen the look on his face. Oh, I even told him aboutthe time his wife came on to me at the Christmas party. Isaid there wasn't enough liquor in the world to make mesleep with that porker!FRASIER: You said that to Ned Miller?BULLDOG: Yeah. He even took a swing at me. I ducked andhe hit air!FRASIER: My god, the man tried to strike you? ListenBulldog…BULLDOG: Hey, hey! No sudden moves, doc. I'm still toopumped. I feel like hitting someone. (he leaves)FRASIER: My god, this is unbelievable. A man has quit hisjob just because of a rumour that you spread.ROZ: Me? The whole point of gossip is to talk behind theperson's back, not in front of him. I didn't realise you wereunclear on this concept.FRASIER: I'm a bad, bad man.ROZ: Well Frasier, you have got to do something. You gottacall Ned Miller and get this whole thing cleared up.page 6
frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillFRASIER: Oh, right. Call Ned Miller. Clear this thing up. Theman is totally unstable, he tried to take a swing at me theday he hired me.DAVE: Oh, just heard a hot rumour! Bulldog quit!FRASIER: No kidding.DAVE: Keep it under your hat! Very hush hush!Frasier's Apartment. Martin opens the door for Niles.MARTIN: Niles, what brings you here?NILES: Well, I was hoping Daphne could take a look at thisplant. I bought it for Maris but it unaccountably turnedagainst her. I though Daphne was the perfect person tonurse it back to health with her loving manner. Is shehere?MARTIN: No, she stepped out. I don't know when she'll beback.NILES: Well, I'm off.MARTIN: You can stay. I haven't seen you for a while, youcan visit. (silence) Look, if you just came to see Daphne, youdon't have to stay.NILES: Dad, I can't believe you would say that. To your ownson. I am deeply insulted. I wanted to have some time withyou but now I'm so upset I'll have to leave.DAPHNE: Oh, hello Dr Crane. Staying for dinner?NILES: Yes, I'd love to. Daphne, I was hoping that you couldcharm this back to life. It's one of Maris's favourites.FRASIER: God. Can you believe this weather?MARTIN: Oh, Frasier. I'm glad you're home. What happenedto Bulldog?FRASIER: Who told you?MARTIN: Nobody told me anything. I tuned into the 'GonzoSports Show' today like I always do, and they had FatherMike filling in. I hate that. All it was was 'Notre Dame,Notre Dame, Notre Dame'.FRASIER: Yes, well, Bulldog gave notice.MARTIN: Oh, no. Why would he do that? He's the topsports guy in town.page 7
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