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frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillFRASIER: Gladys, listen, can I put you on hold for a second,there's somebody else I have to check on? How's it goingthere, Barry? (sounds of crying) My sentiments exactly.TOM: …it still traumatizes me, Dr Crane. I wake up nights,and I remember that Christmas morning. I walked into mymothers bedroom, tears running down my face, and I said'Mommy. The puppy Santa gave me... won't wake up.FRASIER: Okay, Tom. You win the prize for the saddestChristmas story we've heard today. Happy holidays. (off air)Roz? Oh, have you been crying, Roz?ROZ: Just for the last hour.FRASIER: Oh listen, why don't you just go home? Honey, Ican take over for the next two hours.ROZ: But you can't do this on your own.FRASIER: Oh, sure I can! Why don't you go home, be withyour mom.ROZ: Wouldn't it be even sadder? With you here all byyourself?FRASIER: I don't think that's possible.ROZ: Well, if you really mean it, I'll go. But Frasier, promiseme one thing? Don't sit here and get more depressed. You'llsee your little boy again soon.FRASIER: I know I will. (on air) Hi, we're back. Well, youknow what? I realize it's been a pretty tough day out therefor most of you, and I'd like to hear now from someonewho's having a good Christmas. You know, someone who'slearned a way to beat the holiday blues. Well, let's takeour first call here. Hello, you're on the air. Hello, Jeff! Well,merry Christmas!JEFF: Well merry Christmas to you. I used to get depressedon Christmas. And then I found a sure fire way to beat it.I'd pop my favorite movie, 'The Sound Of Music' in the VCR.Watching Julie Andrews lead those adorable little tykesthrough the streets of Salzburg, nobody could be depressed, Imean nobody!FRASIER: Jeff, are you a betting man? (later) Well, we're justabout out of time. My my, this day has flown by. I'd like towish all of you revelers out there a merry Christmas, and forthe rest of you, why don't you go out and treat yourself topage 30