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frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillFRASIER: I already told him, no. How long will that man nagme? (Martin heads towards the door with a cheap, plasticwreath) Dad, what are you doing with that?MARTIN: I'm gonna hang it on the front door, like I alwaysdo.FRASIER: But it's plastic.MARTIN: Well, of course it's plastic. Do you think a real onewould've lasted since 1967?Daphne enters, carrying the two cocktail dresses.DAPHNE: Here you go. Oh, I'm glad to be out of that blackone. I had to take my undies off just to get the zipper up.(Niles drops his sherry glass) Oh dear, let me get that.MARTIN: (on phone) Hello. Frasier, it's for you. It's the nag.FRASIER: Now, listen Bulldog, I already told you... Oh. Hello,Lilith. Well, maybe I should take this in the bedroom.MARTIN: Niles? Everything's all set for tomorrow, right?NILES: Yes. Maris and I are driving up to the cabin tonight,we'll expect you, Frasier and Frederick tomorrow aroundnoon.DAPHNE: Oh, I wish I was coming with you.NILES: So do I.MARTIN: (hearing Frasier and Lilith arguing) Oh, shut thehell up, will ya?NILES: Daphne, you should come. We have the mostwonderful traditional Christmas, it's an actual log cabin.With actual deer grazing in the snow on our front yard. Ofcourse, Maris fires off her shotgun from time to time toscare them away from our garbage but still, it'senchanting.MARTIN: Yeah. You sure you can't come, Daph?DAPHNE: No, I promised my Uncle Jackie I'd fly down to SanFrancisco to be with him.MARTIN: Well, I guess you should be with your family at thistime of year, it's more traditional.DAPHNE: Except that Jackie's a transvestite. Getting a bitlong in the tooth for it if you ask me. Thanksgiving hepage 26