frasier - one - 4.pdf

frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillBULLDOG: Okay. You don't have to yell. You're not in thechopper giving us a traffic report.DAVE: I WAS YELLING?BULLDOG: Hey, doc. You know Bonnie Weams, right?FRASIER: Well, I don't actually know her, but she does theauto show, right?DAVE: Right. Bonnie tends to drink a little more than sheshould at these parties, so the newest on-air personalityalways drives her home!BULLDOG: That's you, rookie.FRASIER: Well, that sounds like a good tradition, I'd bedelighted to drive her home.BULLDOG: And she'll be delighted to hear that.ELIZABETH: Merry Christmas, Dr Crane. I baked you somesugar cookies.FRASIER: Oh, how sweet of you. Sweets from the sweet.ELIZABETH: Would you, by any chance, know who'sdriving Bonnie Weams home tonight?FRASIER: Yes, I am. And maybe you can tell me whyeveryone...ELIZABETH: Hey, everybody! It's the doc!FRASIER: Roz, would you mind telling me why everyonebreaks into hysterics whenever I say I'm driving BonnieWeams home? (Roz bursts out laughing) Oh, what is that?!ROZ: Well, Bonnie Weams is kind of an office legend. Shegets a couple of drinks under her belt, and she gets a littleamorous, and she will not take 'No' for an answer.FRASIER: Is that all? Well, I'm a big boy, I can take care ofmyself. Now, listen Roz, Roz, now I know we promised notto, but I couldn't help it, I was out shopping, and...ROZ: Oh, no. Don't worry, I couldn't help myself either.FRASIER: Oh no, really? Oh Roz, you shouldn't have. Thisis just… (opens present, it's an expensive attache case)ROZ: Now it's my turn. (starts opening her gift)FRASIER: Oh, no no no. Maybe, you know, maybe youshould just think about... keeping it under the tree.page 24