frasier - one - 4.pdf

frasier season one part foursmall black beetles: the overkillOopsHEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINECafé Nervosa. Frasier and Niles are there.NILES: So I just had to get out of the house. Maris's JuniorLeague are rehearsing their spring musical - this yearthey're doing “Cats.” The past week and a half I've beenwatching two dozen underweight, tightly-pulled woman inleotards crawling round the music room, meowing. I'mtelling you Frasier, my allergies are acting up.FRASIER: Oh Niles, I think you're exaggerating.NILES: No. No, really. You've no idea how vivid theexperience is. As God is my judge, I swear, Mrs. Presley-Bismouth was scent-marking the divan.FRASIER: God, you'd think women of that age would choosemore suitable material. Remember the last show they did,“The Sound Of Music”? My God, half the Von Trapp childrenwere having hot flashes.Roz and some other people arrive.NILES: Let me guess. The wacky gang from the office?FRASIER: Everyone, this is my brother Niles. This is Teddy,one of our brilliant engineers. This is KACL's inimitable'Chopper' Dave. Your Eye in the Sky for traffic.DAVE: NICE TO MEET YOU NILES!NILES: Why is this man yelling?DAVE: Oh, was I yelling? Oh god, I was yelling again, wasn'tI? I'm sorry, talking over the blades, you know?NILES: This has been kind of fun, but I really have to go.I'm conducting a seminar on multiple personalitydisorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the nametags. (leaves)FRASIER: Well, what is on the agenda for today?page 2