Punch Bowl Spring 2003.qxd - The Pennsylvania Punch Bowl

Volume 77 Spring 2003 Issue TwoYe Olde Staff of YoreEditors-in-Chief:Rebecca Berkowitz ‘05Robert Cooper ‘05Timothy Pirolli ‘04Design Editor:Associate Editors:Sanzar Kakar ‘05Matt Jacobson ‘06Dave Kornfeld ‘06Brett Smiley ‘04Will Smythe ‘06Business Editor:Editor Abroad:Jonathan Rosen ‘03Michael Tseng ‘04Billy BeckermanZachary BleicherLinsday FullertonDan GomezSpoonsMark GutermanAaron HannCorey KanonAnthony NeshewatJeremy SamboraAaron ShortJohnnie ThomasFelix YelinPunch Bowl would like to thank $AC, Smoke’s, Allegro’s, Abner’s, Greek Lady, Billybob’s andGojjo Cherry Tree Inn, as well as the FOX Network for lowering the standards of American entertainment(and thus making our job easier!). Thanks to all of you protesters out there for being so farremoved from reality as to actually think you’ll ever make a difference in our totalitarian government.We like Legos.Punch Bowl is not responsible for any anger, confusion, bowel irritation, or horsegagging sufferedas a result of consumption of this magazine. It’s not our fault you don’t have a sense of humor.© Punch Bowl 2003.