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TPCompeting Motor Oils Vie for Penn ContractAccording to EVP Clifford Stanley, both the Pennzoiland Quaker State brands have appealed to the University tobecome Penn’s Official Motor Oil. Due to the appropriatenessof both their names, there is no decisive selection as ofyet. Top University scientists are currently putting thebrands through rigorous testing to determine whetherthe oils meet the University’s strict standards. Studentresearchers are eagerly participating in such tests as properlylubricating sorority girls before public wrestlingmatches, igniting students at room temperature, and givingProvost Barchi’s bald spot that extra sparkle.RB

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