<strong>Notes</strong> <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Underground</strong>imagine; however, irritated by all this babble (and I feel thatyou are irritated) you think fit to ask me who I am—<strong>the</strong>n myanswer is, I am a collegiate assessor. I was in <strong>the</strong> service that Imight have something to eat (and solely for that reason), andwhen last year a distant relation left me six thousand roublesin his will I immediately retired <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> service and settleddown in my corner. I used to live in this corner before, butnow I have settled down in it. My room is a wretched, horridone in <strong>the</strong> outskirts of <strong>the</strong> town. My servant is an oldcountrywoman, ill-natured <strong>from</strong> stupidity, and, moreover,<strong>the</strong>re is always a nasty smell about her. I am told that <strong>the</strong>Petersburg climate is bad for me, and that with my small meansit is very expensive to live in Petersburg. I know all that betterthan all <strong>the</strong>se sage and experienced counsellors and monitors…. But I am remaining in Petersburg; I am not going away<strong>from</strong> Petersburg! I am not going away because … ech! Why, itis absolutely no matter whe<strong>the</strong>r I am going away or not goingaway.But what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure?Answer: Of himself.Well, so I will talk about myself.DostoyevskyIII WANT NOW TO TELL YOU, gentlemen, whe<strong>the</strong>r you care tohear it or not, why I could not even become an insect. I tellyou solemnly, that I have many times tried to become aninsect. But I was not equal even to that. I swear, gentlemen,that to be too conscious is an illness—a real thorough-goingillness. For man’s everyday needs, it would have been quiteenough to have <strong>the</strong> ordinary human consciousness, that is,half or a quarter of <strong>the</strong> amount which falls to <strong>the</strong> lot of acultivated man of our unhappy nineteenth century, especiallyone who has <strong>the</strong> fatal ill-luck to inhabit Petersburg,<strong>the</strong> most <strong>the</strong>oretical and intentional town on <strong>the</strong> whole terrestrialglobe. (There are intentional and unintentionaltowns.) It would have been quite enough, for instance, tohave <strong>the</strong> consciousness by which all so-called direct personsand men of action live. I bet you think I am writing all this<strong>from</strong> affectation, to be witty at <strong>the</strong> expense of men of action;and what is more, that <strong>from</strong> ill-bred affectation, I am clankinga sword like my officer. But, gentlemen, whoever canpride himself on his diseases and even swagger over <strong>the</strong>m?6
<strong>Notes</strong> <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Underground</strong>Though, after all, everyone does do that; people do pride<strong>the</strong>mselves on <strong>the</strong>ir diseases, and I do, may be, more thananyone. We will not dispute it; my contention was absurd.But yet I am firmly persuaded that a great deal of consciousness,every sort of consciousness, in fact, is a disease. I stickto that. Let us leave that, too, for a minute. Tell me this: whydoes it happen that at <strong>the</strong> very, yes, at <strong>the</strong> very momentswhen I am most capable of feeling every refinement of allthat is “sublime and beautiful,” as <strong>the</strong>y used to say at onetime, it would, as though of design, happen to me not onlyto feel but to do such ugly things, such that …. Well, inshort, actions that all, perhaps, commit; but which, as thoughpurposely, occurred to me at <strong>the</strong> very time when I was mostconscious that <strong>the</strong>y ought not to be committed. The moreconscious I was of goodness and of all that was “sublime andbeautiful,” <strong>the</strong> more deeply I sank into my mire and <strong>the</strong>more ready I was to sink in it altoge<strong>the</strong>r. But <strong>the</strong> chief pointwas that all this was, as it were, not accidental in me, but asthough it were bound to be so. It was as though it were mymost normal condition, and not in <strong>the</strong> least disease or depravity,so that at last all desire in me to struggle against thisDostoyevskydepravity passed. It ended by my almost believing (perhapsactually believing) that this was perhaps my normal condition.But at first, in <strong>the</strong> beginning, what agonies I enduredin that struggle! I did not believe it was <strong>the</strong> same with o<strong>the</strong>rpeople, and all my life I hid this fact about myself as a secret.I was ashamed (even now, perhaps, I am ashamed): I got to<strong>the</strong> point of feeling a sort of secret abnormal, despicable enjoymentin returning home to my corner on some disgustingPetersburg night, acutely conscious that that day I hadcommitted a loathsome action again, that what was donecould never be undone, and secretly, inwardly gnawing, gnawingat myself for it, tearing and consuming myself till at last<strong>the</strong> bitterness turned into a sort of shameful accursed sweetness,and at last—into positive real enjoyment! Yes, into enjoyment,into enjoyment! I insist upon that. I have spokenof this because I keep wanting to know for a fact whe<strong>the</strong>ro<strong>the</strong>r people feel such enjoyment? I will explain; <strong>the</strong> enjoymentwas just <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> too intense consciousness of one’sown degradation; it was <strong>from</strong> feeling oneself that one hadreached <strong>the</strong> last barrier, that it was horrible, but that it couldnot be o<strong>the</strong>rwise; that <strong>the</strong>re was no escape for you; that you7
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