<strong>Notes</strong> <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Underground</strong>troubled, and <strong>the</strong> next night I went out again with <strong>the</strong> samelewd intentions, still more furtively, abjectly and miserablythan before, as it were, with tears in my eyes—but still I didgo out again. Don’t imagine, though, it was cowardice mademe slink away <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> officer; I never have been a cowardat heart, though I have always been a coward in action. Don’tbe in a hurry to laugh—I assure you I can explain it all.Oh, if only that officer had been one of <strong>the</strong> sort who wouldconsent to fight a duel! But no, he was one of those gentlemen(alas, long extinct!) who preferred fighting with cues or,like Gogol’s Lieutenant Pirogov, appealing to <strong>the</strong> police. Theydid not fight duels and would have thought a duel with acivilian like me an utterly unseemly procedure in any case—and <strong>the</strong>y looked upon <strong>the</strong> duel altoge<strong>the</strong>r as something impossible,something freethinking and French. But <strong>the</strong>y werequite ready to bully, especially when <strong>the</strong>y were over six foot.I did not slink away through cowardice, but through anunbounded vanity. I was afraid not of his six foot, not ofgetting a sound thrashing and being thrown out of <strong>the</strong> window;I should have had physical courage enough, I assureyou; but I had not <strong>the</strong> moral courage. What I was afraid ofDostoyevskywas that everyone present, <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> insolent marker downto <strong>the</strong> lowest little stinking, pimply clerk in a greasy collar,would jeer at me and fail to understand when I began toprotest and to address <strong>the</strong>m in literary language. For of <strong>the</strong>point of honour—not of honour, but of <strong>the</strong> point of honour(point d’honneur)—one cannot speak among us except inliterary language. You can’t allude to <strong>the</strong> “point of honour”in ordinary language. I was fully convinced (<strong>the</strong> sense of reality,in spite of all my romanticism!) that <strong>the</strong>y would allsimply split <strong>the</strong>ir sides with laughter, and that <strong>the</strong> officerwould not simply beat me, that is, without insulting me, butwould certainly prod me in <strong>the</strong> back with his knee, kick meround <strong>the</strong> billiard-table, and only <strong>the</strong>n perhaps have pityand drop me out of <strong>the</strong> window. Of course, this trivial incidentcould not with me end in that. I often met that officerafterwards in <strong>the</strong> street and noticed him very carefully. I amnot quite sure whe<strong>the</strong>r he recognized me, I imagine not; Ijudge <strong>from</strong> certain signs. But I—I stared at him with spiteand hatred and so it went on … for several years! My resentmentgrew even deeper with years. At first I began makingstealthy inquiries about this officer. It was difficult for me to42
<strong>Notes</strong> <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Underground</strong>do so, for I knew no one. But one day I heard someoneshout his surname in <strong>the</strong> street as I was following him at adistance, as though I were tied to him—and so I learnt hissurname. Ano<strong>the</strong>r time I followed him to his flat, and forten kopecks learned <strong>from</strong> <strong>the</strong> porter where he lived, on whichstorey, whe<strong>the</strong>r he lived alone or with o<strong>the</strong>rs, and so on—infact, everything one could learn <strong>from</strong> a porter. One morning,though I had never tried my hand with <strong>the</strong> pen, it suddenlyoccurred to me to write a satire on this officer in <strong>the</strong>form of a novel which would unmask his villainy. I wrote <strong>the</strong>novel with relish. I did unmask his villainy, I even exaggeratedit; at first I so altered his surname that it could easily berecognized, but on second thoughts I changed it, and sent<strong>the</strong> story to <strong>the</strong> Otetchestvenniya Zapiski. But at that timesuch attacks were not <strong>the</strong> fashion and my story was notprinted. That was a great vexation to me. Sometimes I waspositively choked with resentment. At last I determined tochallenge my enemy to a duel. I composed a splendid, charmingletter to him, imploring him to apologize to me, andhinting ra<strong>the</strong>r plainly at a duel in case of refusal. The letterwas so composed that if <strong>the</strong> officer had had <strong>the</strong> least under-Dostoyevskystanding of <strong>the</strong> sublime and <strong>the</strong> beautiful he would certainlyhave flung himself on my neck and have offered me his friendship.And how fine that would have been! How we shouldhave got on toge<strong>the</strong>r! He could have shielded me with hishigher rank, while I could have improved his mind with myculture, and, well … my ideas, and all sorts of things mighthave happened. Only fancy, this was two years after his insultto me, and my challenge would have been a ridiculousanachronism, in spite of all <strong>the</strong> ingenuity of my letter indisguising and explaining away <strong>the</strong> anachronism. But, thankGod (to this day I thank <strong>the</strong> Almighty with tears in my eyes)I did not send <strong>the</strong> letter to him. Cold shivers run down myback when I think of what might have happened if I hadsent it. And all at once I revenged myself in <strong>the</strong> simplest way,by a stroke of genius! A brilliant thought suddenly dawnedupon me. Sometimes on holidays I used to stroll along <strong>the</strong>sunny side of <strong>the</strong> Nevsky about four o’clock in <strong>the</strong> afternoon.Though it was hardly a stroll so much as a series ofinnumerable miseries, humiliations and resentments; but nodoubt that was just what I wanted. I used to wriggle along ina most unseemly fashion, like an eel, continually moving43
- Page 3 and 4: Notes from the UndergroundNOTES FRO
- Page 5 and 6: Notes from the Undergrounddom and a
- Page 7 and 8: Notes from the UndergroundThough, a
- Page 9 and 10: Notes from the Undergroundmagnanimo
- Page 11 and 12: Notes from the Undergroundremember
- Page 13 and 14: Notes from the Undergroundis an ach
- Page 15 and 16: Notes from the UndergroundVCOME, ca
- Page 17 and 18: Notes from the Undergroundbegin des
- Page 19 and 20: Notes from the UndergroundVIIBUT TH
- Page 21 and 22: Notes from the Undergroundfrom the
- Page 23 and 24: Notes from the Undergroundnarily ra
- Page 25 and 26: Notes from the Undergroundbecause I
- Page 27 and 28: Notes from the Undergroundthe most
- Page 29 and 30: Notes from the Undergroundobject an
- Page 31 and 32: Notes from the Undergroundstance, i
- Page 33 and 34: Notes from the UndergroundXITHE LON
- Page 35 and 36: Notes from the Undergroundmyself, a
- Page 37 and 38: Notes from the Undergroundme now th
- Page 39 and 40: Notes from the Undergroundus in the
- Page 41: Notes from the Undergroundsurroundi
- Page 45 and 46: Notes from the Undergroundthat it g
- Page 47 and 48: Notes from the Undergroundphant and
- Page 49 and 50: Notes from the Undergroundbeen supe
- Page 51 and 52: Notes from the Undergroundone time
- Page 53 and 54: Notes from the Undergroundthat my v
- Page 55 and 56: Notes from the Undergroundtone, ind
- Page 57 and 58: Notes from the Undergroundobvious,
- Page 59 and 60: Notes from the Undergroundhow paltr
- Page 61 and 62: Notes from the Undergroundto me in
- Page 63 and 64: Notes from the Underground“Oh, sp
- Page 65 and 66: Notes from the Undergroundthing ext
- Page 67 and 68: Notes from the Undergroundme that I
- Page 69 and 70: Notes from the UndergroundV“SO TH
- Page 71 and 72: Notes from the Undergrounding stati
- Page 73 and 74: Notes from the Undergroundsheveled
- Page 75 and 76: Notes from the Undergroundcould no
- Page 77 and 78: Notes from the Undergroundif you go
- Page 79 and 80: Notes from the Undergroundmentary t
- Page 81 and 82: Notes from the UndergroundThen ther
- Page 83 and 84: Notes from the UndergroundVII“OH,
- Page 85 and 86: Notes from the Undergroundvisitors
- Page 87 and 88: Notes from the UndergroundI knew I
- Page 89 and 90: Notes from the UndergroundThe poor
- Page 91 and 92: Notes from the Undergrounddrink any
- Page 93 and 94:
Notes from the Undergrounding, “w
- Page 95 and 96:
Notes from the Undergroundparticula
- Page 97 and 98:
Notes from the Undergroundhead from
- Page 99 and 100:
Notes from the Undergrounddimly fel
- Page 101 and 102:
Notes from the Undergroundgan, to b
- Page 103 and 104:
Notes from the Undergroundby every
- Page 105 and 106:
Notes from the UndergroundXA QUARTE
- Page 107 and 108:
Notes from the Undergroundit could
- Page 109:
Notes from the UndergroundDostoyevs