'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

22In Search of the New Red-shirtJojo lowered herself gingerly into the paddedseat at Monets. Although it had been nearly fourhours since her ceremonial flogging her rear end wasstill giving her considerable gyp.Oliver, the chef and proprietor, had shownthem to his personal table and brought them an icedbottle of Bolly and a dish piled high with oysters onthe half-shell.“You don’t seem the least bit contrite aboutwhopping me so hard,” said Jojo.“Oh come on,” laughed the Grand Master.“That was middling warm at best.”Jojo nearly choked on her champagne.“Middling warm?” she spluttered. “I thought you weregoing to cut me in half. What the fuck do you knowabout middling warm?”The Grand Master smiled serenely. “So howwould you feel about taking over as Red-shirt nextyear?” he asked nonchalantly.Jojo almost choked for a second time.