'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

The People’s Choiceher sentence to score a Bull. It was a dream that shecherished.Debs watched the proceedings with a mixtureof envy and respect. For six years she had gonewhop-for-whop with Jojo in the contest for the title ofAll-Time Big BUTT. It had been a hard-foughtcompetition filled with thrills and spills and constantactivity inside their bumbags. Nonetheless, as shewatched Jojo bent over the vaulting horse she waswilling to concede that the best minx had won.Jojo was not in a position to fully appreciatethe warmth of the support that permeated throughoutthe hall; she was too busy appreciating the warmth inher bumbags. After nine strokes her backside felt as ifit had been lacerated with hot welding rods.Thankfully the Grand Master had informed her thatshe would only be getting twelve swipes, as hewanted her to be able to sit down at dinner later inthe evening.Mr Humphries expertly planted the tenth strokeon the crown of Jojo’s bum, with just enough wrist toreally accelerate the pace at impact. Joanna hissedwith consternation. She stamped her right foot downloudly.“Jeez!” she muttered darkly.“Jeez,” muttered Nicola Jane, at the back ofthe hall. “That has got to have smarted.”“Poor Jojo,” hissed Rosemary.