'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

21Jojo Sets Another RecordWhen Joanna entered the hall the inmates rosefrom their seats clapping their hands and stampingtheir feet.In many walks of society such a rapturouswelcome might have seemed a tad queer. After allJojo’s appearance in the hall was for the sole purposeof having her arse whapped with a thirty-six inch longrod made from the finest rattan. However, for theinmates of the Woody Back to School unit her arrivalwas the cause for celebration.For the third consecutive year Joanna hadaccomplished the mega-minx Holy Grail ofaccumulating fifty or more punishments in a singleyear.Jojo smiled cheerfully as she mounted thestage, waving theatrically to her fans and supporters.She had put on a clean, crisply starched white blouseand her red and black striped tie was knotted in aperfect vee. She was wearing form fitting whitewhopping bags with razor creases and her shoes