'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

71To avoid the unpleasantness of the FabulousFart going public during an appeal Debs had agreednot to file charges in return for her bumbags beinggranted a six month sabbatical from the violin bow.Unfortunately the end of the six month periodcoincided with both the announcement of OperationScorched Arse and the declaration of Deborah as theunits Public Enemy Number One.It was a tough time for Debs. Ms Whitton beather at every opportunity and often added macabretwists to the punishments to further humiliate Debs.Finally, the following year, Jojo, Nix andRosemary staged an intervention and Mr Humphrieslaunched an enquiry. He had the Wacky Whacksterarrested and charged with sixteen incidents ofaggravated assault with a violin bow. She received atwo year custodial sentence and was banned fromacting as an educator in the future.The arrival of Suzy Scott as her replacementhad proven to be a temptation too great for Deborahto resist. On first impression there was nothing muchto Suzy. She stood four feet ten inches tall and lookedlike she might weigh eighty pounds with two rocks inher pockets. However, as Deborah would discoverlooks can be deceiving. During the first tutorial thatSuzy presided over Deborah purposefully provokedthe new dame to beat her. It was a legendaryencounter and instantly secured Suzy Scott areputation as one of the greatest whop artistes inhistory.As usual in the whops and clobber world theyinhabited the mega-minxes felt duty bound to test out