'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

The People’s Choicegymnasium who didn’t seem to be enjoying herselfwas Sally Cobb who stood off to the side lookingsullen and morose.Mr Humphries allowed his guests thirty minutesto acclimatize themselves and to meet the gals. Thenhe stepped into the center of the gymnasium.“Ladies and gentlemen,” he announced. “If youwould be so kind as to find a seat and makeyourselves comfortable we will proceed.”The police took their places in the comfortablechairs, Heidi and Linda making sure their glasseswere full and that they had enough to eat. TheWoody gals took their places, demurely seatingthemselves on rows of chairs set up against the wallof the gymnasium.“As you are aware,” the Grand Master said,“we are here this evening as a result of a minormisdemeanor perpetrated by one of our most seniormembers. In a spirit of co-operation Chief ConstableCollins has agreed that this trivial offence is notworthy of appearing on Miss Cassidy’s record and inreturn Miss Cassidy has agreed to undergo apunishment of a corporal nature as a reprimand forher actions. Miss Cassidy’s formal reprimand willoccur later in the evening, however, as an ice breakershe has agreed to open the proceedings with atraditional spanking from Chief Constable Collins. Sowithout further ado if I may ask both of you to stepup to the chair we will begin.”