'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit 'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

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8Plod Goes To WoodysPatsy and Lindsey Butcher listened to CathrynCassidy’s proposal. “This is pretty out there where thebuses don’t run, even by Woody standards,” observedPatsy.Cat grinned. “We’ll turn it in to an event,” shetold the twins. “Are you in?”The Rastafarian twins nodded. “Anything foryou,” they agreed.“By the way,” asked Patsy, “do me and sis’snames go into the lottery?”“Well I hadn’t thought of that,” laughedCathryn. “Are you serious?”Patsy giggled. “Hell, why not? I mean afteryou’ve been publicly flogged by Ms Lawton how badcan a spanking from some pimply Plod be?”The gymnasium had been decked out withcomfortable chairs brought from the common rooms.A wet bar had been set up, stocked with Crystalchampagne and a wide variety of wine and spirits.Nixdown had done her magic with the lighting and

The People’s Choicerigged up a closed circuit TV system. Cassie Cassyhad prepared trays filled with canapés and Rosemaryhad arranged fresh cut flowers in vases placed onside tables. The gym had a warm and sensual air asthe Usual Suspects thronged about waiting for theirguests to arrive.“I’m thinking of advertising for a new MusicDame,” Mr Humphries told Ms Scott.The diminutive Dame looked shocked. “You’refiring me?” she gasped.“No not at all,” laughed the Grand Masterreassuringly. “I am reorganizing the facility next yearand I am going to appoint you as my new Head ofOperations. You will have Victoria, Cathryn, PenelopeAnn, Melanie, Claire, Mandy and Rachel as your team.Oh and I forgot, the Butcher Twins will be availabletoo. I’m also going to put you in charge of overseeingthe performance of the Elite. It’s a big promotion andit comes with an attractive pay rise.”Suzy looked puzzled. “What about Ms Hodge?”she asked. “Won’t she object?”“Don’t you worry about Patty,” he assuredSuzy. “I’ll take care of that end of the business.”The first stretch limousine pulled into thefacility grounds at seven o’clock, carrying Patsy andLindsey Butcher. The limo had dark tinted windows toobscure the passengers from any prying paparazzithat might be lurking outside the gates. The carparked beside the gymnasium and the two galsstepped out, neatly attired in full clobber.

<strong>The</strong> People’s Choicerigged up a closed circuit TV system. Cassie Cassyhad prepared trays filled with canapés and Rosemaryhad arranged fresh cut flowers in vases placed onside tables. <strong>The</strong> gym had a warm and sensual air asthe Usual Suspects thronged about waiting for theirguests <strong>to</strong> arrive.“I’m thinking of advertising for a new MusicDame,” Mr Humphries <strong>to</strong>ld Ms Scott.<strong>The</strong> diminutive Dame looked shocked. “You’refiring me?” she gasped.“No not at all,” laughed the Grand Masterreassuringly. “I am reorganizing the facility next yearand I am going <strong>to</strong> appoint you as my new Head ofOperations. You will have Vic<strong>to</strong>ria, Cathryn, PenelopeAnn, Melanie, Claire, Mandy and Rachel as your team.Oh and I forgot, the Butcher Twins will be available<strong>to</strong>o. I’m also going <strong>to</strong> put you in charge of overseeingthe performance of the Elite. It’s a big promotion andit comes with an attractive pay rise.”Suzy looked puzzled. “What about Ms Hodge?”she asked. “Won’t she object?”“Don’t you worry about Patty,” he assuredSuzy. “I’ll take care of that end of the business.”<strong>The</strong> first stretch limousine pulled in<strong>to</strong> thefacility grounds at seven o’clock, carrying Patsy andLindsey Butcher. <strong>The</strong> limo had dark tinted windows <strong>to</strong>obscure the passengers from any prying paparazzithat might be lurking outside the gates. <strong>The</strong> carparked beside the gymnasium and the two galsstepped out, neatly attired in full clobber.

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