'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

27pack of porkies. I spoke to her yesterday but it wasabout the Politics of Clobber. Her house has beenperforming badly of late and I wanted her to givethem a pep talk. I certainly did not instruct her tocane Morton. In fact Morton’s name never even cameup in conversation.”The Grand Master suppressed a grin. Afternearly a year as principal of the facility he had grownused to Katie’s displays of righteous indignation. Itwould be difficult to prove conclusively that she haddirected Sally to embark upon her ill-conceivedmission to the Phase 6 landing. Nonetheless, heplanned on making Katie squirm for a while.“This is your fault,” Katie raged at Patty in thesaloon bar of the Bunch of Grapes. “I escaped awhopping by the skin of my bumbags. I’m sick ofyour foolish schemes. Do your own dirty work in thefuture. I’ve had enough.”Patty sneered at Katie. “You’re so lame. Theslightest bit of heat and you act like a wuss. You’lljust have to own up, I need Cobb reinstated pdq.”“Reinstated? Are you fucking barking?”squealed Katie. “Her arse is just one stop away fromthe caboose! What do you mean reinstated?”“I’m sure if you go to the Grand Master andadmit that you sent Cobb up to cane Morton he’llreconsider,” said Patty haughtily.Katie Beck gaped at Patty. “Are you out of yourmind?” she retorted. “You think I’m going to swaninto the Grand Master’s study and tell him ‘oop’sguess what slipped my mind’? Or maybe I should just