'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

The People’s Choice“Mickey, darling,” she breathed into the phone,“meet me in the stables, I need to get laid.”Patty and the Wart were feeling particularlybuoyed by the success of the Formal House Beatingand were in the mood for making mischief.“You know what would really make my day?”cackled the Wart.Patty listened intently and grinned.“I’ll see what I can arrange,” she said andflipped open her cell phone.Sally Cobb gaped at Katie.“We want you to cane Morton,” Katie told her.“Wadayamean, cane Morton? What for?” theCommandant of the Secret Society of Serial Spankersspluttered.“If you look hard enough I’m sure you’ll find areason,” snapped Katie. “She’s a degenerate. She’scertain to be up to something.”Sally continued to gape at Katie. When theunit’s matron had sent word that she wanted to seeSally, the Captain of the Red House had naturallyassumed she was to be congratulated on her role inarranging for Bernadette to be subjected to herrecent beating. Sally Cobb had been feeling smug.She was caught totally off-guard by Katie’sinstruction.“I’ll do my best,” she said pathetically, “but I’mnot making any promises.”“This is not a request,” snapped Katiehaughtily. “This is a direct instruction sanctioned from