'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

The People’s Choiceof the Woody Back to School unit whooped andcheered and stamped their feet on the wooden floorof the assembly hall.“Oh shit, what the hell,” grinned Mr Humphriesindulgently. “Loose tie and minimum whops for therest of the evening,” he announced. “Cassie Cassy,light up the grills and throw on some steaks, letsparty down Woody style.”Victoria Brompton slid into a seat beside CatCassidy.Heidi Alexander hurried over. “Can I fetch youa dirty martini, Your Ladyship?” she asked. “Shaken,not stirred?”Lady Vix winked and nodded.“So how was it?” asked Cat.“Well there’s no doubt she’s hot,” grinnedVictoria, and squirmed in her seat theatrically. “I don’tthink they’ll be too many gals queuing up to bebeaten on House Business.”“You’re a good soul Victoria,” smiled Cat. “Iknow you’ve put your bumbags on the line for her sothat her feelings aren’t hurt.”Victoria shrugged. “I think she’ll surprise usall.”Heidi handed Lady Vix her drink.“I hope you don’t mind me saying so Ma’am,”she burst out, “but we’re all so pleased that you’veagreed to stay on as Red-shirt. I know there are othergood candidates but I don’t know; they’d just be sohigh maintenance if you know what I mean?”Cathryn Cassidy stood up and raised her glassin the air.