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The Body in the Basement - Alex Broun

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21EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:MAX:EILEEN:You know I don’t read <strong>the</strong> papers. Too depress<strong>in</strong>g.And <strong>the</strong> TV.And you know I don’t watch <strong>the</strong> TV. I like to keep nicely isolated.And <strong>the</strong> radio.I don’t listen to <strong>the</strong> radio ei<strong>the</strong>r.You listen to Alan Jones every morn<strong>in</strong>g.That doesn’t count. That’s Alan Jones.I guess <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>cident didn’t rate a mention with Alan.He knows what we like to hear.Don’t want to hear about big world events like that.Absolutely.Spoil your pro set.Completely.Put you off lunch.Very off putt<strong>in</strong>g.Ru<strong>in</strong> your day.He knows better than that.Just like that bomb ru<strong>in</strong>ed <strong>the</strong> day of <strong>the</strong> people on that tra<strong>in</strong>.Don’t be smart. It really doesn’t suit you. (PAUSE) I just can’t believeyou didn’t tell me. When were you go<strong>in</strong>g to let me know this slightdetail ? As we were board<strong>in</strong>g a tra<strong>in</strong> – to Madrid.I really thought you knew.Well I didn’t. And next time I would appreciate you not omitt<strong>in</strong>g suchimportant historical details.MAX: Like an update on World War Two ?EILEEN:MAX:Heard about that thanks.I th<strong>in</strong>k <strong>the</strong>re was a World War One as well.

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