MUSIC reviewsFree Week Live ShotS Part 2for free week photo galleries, see austinchronicle.comShakey Graves<strong>The</strong> Parish, Jan. 9As the Parish stage lights silhouette Shakey Graves, hispose comes into relief: legs bent, stance fixed, large-bodiedguitar slung high on his rail-thin frame with the neck angledslightly toward the heavens. On his head, a crisply bentcowboy hat. He looks a little like Townes Van Zandt and alot like Woody from Toy Story. <strong>The</strong> heels of his leather shoesrest on drum pedals that beat on a suitcase outfitted witha drumhead and a tambourine. His black-and-tan archtopguitar rings out with a high gain matching his trebly howl. Notsimply a young, pretty face, Graves fingerpicks minor chordsin jumpy patterns, with notable intensity and interesting noteselection. Over the last year, the <strong>Austin</strong> native’s risen out ofthe singer-songwriter scrap heap and amassed a big enoughfan base to merit a weekly residency at the Parish, whichhe’s filled to near capacity on the first two Wednesdays inJanuary. Sadly, the local troubadour’s performance for FreeWeek comes off ... shakey. After connecting with a sinuousversion of “Unlucky Skin,” he does little to capitalize on theroom’s ample energy, offering awkward banter and unexceptionaldelivery instead. Perhaps it’s the early set tequila shotmaking his guitar playing unfocused and his raspy, ramblingvocals delivered with more obligation than fervor. Even hissignature move of following a quiet passage with a drawnout “awhoooo” and snapping back into a stomp-n-shakedrumbeat can’t enliven the capacity crowd. Lucky for ShakeyGraves, there’s always next week.– Kevin Curtinj o h n a n d e r s o nWhiskey Shivers, Guns of Navarone,Holiday Style, Slowtrain, WiretreeHoly Mountain, Jan. 10As bespectacled local quartet Wiretree warms up, thecrowd inside Red River revival Holy Mountain counts rathersparse on this cold Thursday evening. A blink later andthe former Beauty Bar, now reconfigured, is packed savefor a two-foot space around the stage. KUTX evening hostand Good Music Club face Laurie Gallardo introducesthe evening, and it’s off and running and never short ofraucous. Wiretree fires off two new cuts slated for a summerrelease, keeping with the band’s no-frills power pop.Roots-rock collective Slowtrain crams the stage to bursting,swelling rich tones into twanged tracks like “WhenI Walk Into a Room.” Formed from ex-Zykos, the GloriaRecord, and Frank Smith members, Holiday Style debuts atHoly Mountain, lax vocals barely audible above the churningupheaval of guitar, but it’s easy to pinpoint the intersectionof influences, as well as to spot the potential ofthis fledgling group. Southern rocker Cory Reinisch leadsquartet Guns of Navarone through a country-strong rockset with a punked-up spirit, blazing through its 45 minuteswith infectious enthusiasm. As indicated by the titteringwhispers while they set up and the uproarious applausewith the first note, the pièce de résistance rushes thestage: Whiskey Shivers. It doesn’t matter if you’ve seenthem once or 100 times. This shit-kicking, bluegrass-loving,barefoot hillbilly troupe never delivers anything shortof exhilarating.– Abby Johnstonwhiskeyshiverss h e l l e y h i a ms h e l l e y h i a mriverboatGamblersRiverboat Gamblers, East CameronFolkcore, American SharksMohawk, Jan. 11“We’re called American Sharks. You don’t mind if westart off with some fast rock & roll, do you?” So askedthe burly Mike Hardin before the local trio exploded intoa tsunami that left nothing but blood in the water fromall the headbanging. Hardin, recently relocated to <strong>Austin</strong>from Houston after fronting the stoner glam of Roky Moonand BOLT!, vied for the most lovable man in metal bythreatening to bear-hug the entire audience in appreciation.It was a complete contrast to the Sharks’ massiveriffage, which rightfully earned them a recent openingslot on tour with the Sword. Though the set timed out tooshort, it fed well into the Southern rock explosion of EastCameron Folkcore, the notoriously sprawling outfit packingthe stage as a 10-piece and sounding like a Lucerohootenany. Moody and gravelly beyond desperation, AllenDennard and Blue Mongeon competed in stomping acrossthe stage, showcasing tunes from February’s upcomingFor Sale, including lead anthem “Salinger Is Dead,” thedark “Ophelia,” and biting “Sallie Mae,” all proving ECFCis perched for breakout. Mohawk’s outside stage remainsideally constructed for any Riverboat Gamblers’ slot, itsrafters begging for Mike Wiebe’s acrobatics. <strong>The</strong> frontmandidn’t disappoint, diving from the balcony to crowd surfand ripping his shirt as he pinballed against the concretewalls. Digging deep, the veteran <strong>Austin</strong> punk quintet roaredthrough “Hey! Hey! Hey!,” “True Crime,” and dished grittygutter glory with “<strong>The</strong> Ol’ Smash and Grab.” Still swinging,still knocking it out.– Doug FreemanBlind Pets’Josh Loganj o h n a n d e r s o nPsychedelic Light & Sound Does Free WeekHotel vegas, Jan. 12Local promotion entity Psychedelic Light &Sound put its motto of “a festival designed tooverload the senses” to the test with this sprawling,12-hour lineup. <strong>The</strong> improvisational ambienceof Lattice, Cream-y power trio traditionalismof Pi, and Wolfmother worship of Fort Worth’sSonic Buffalo barely registered, but thingspicked up with Surly Gates. <strong>The</strong> quartet stayedsober, but its well-crafted Crosby, Stills, Nash& Crazy Horse approach needed no psilocybin.Fueled by surf music and Americana, Modrag’ssnappy garage pop injected caffeine energy intoa Nuggets core, the local trio’s sharp songwritingtrumping any lack of originality. Invading thepaisley underground with Eighties synthesizer,ambitious songs, and some post-punk hip shake,Obscured by Echoes became the most distinctiveand sophisticated band on the bill. BlackTabs’ grunge stripped down to just riff, beat,and voice, fronted by a blues mama who makesup in enthusiasm what she lacks in technique.Furthest flung of the bill, Denver’s <strong>The</strong>e DangDangs bounced through straight garage rock,highlighted by Rebecca Williams’ reverb-drenchedyelp and catchy tuneage. “I wish I was on acid,”proclaimed Blind Pets singer/guitarist Josh Logan,whose mother was in attendance. “I hope someonehere is.” An annoying amp hum nearly obliteratedthe first half of the local trio’s hard-rockingpunk (or is that punked-up hard rock?), but onceit took off, the Pets played as if this was boththe most fun experience of their lives and thelast. Led by Psychedelic Light & Sound’s RobbieD Love, Deep Space took advantage of host dutyto soak in self-indulgent but sincere “free yourmind” psychobabble, as well as spacey acid jams.<strong>The</strong> antithesis of Deep Space, San Antonio’s RichHands celebrated the virtues of pre-weed rock withrefreshingly simple lyrics, catchy tunes, and a goodbeat the kids could dance to. – Michael Toland46 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E JANUARY 18, 2013 a u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m
Sarah Childs won a restraining order in Denham Springs, La., in December,forbidding the town from shutting down her “Christmas” lights decoration. <strong>The</strong>large outdoor display (in a neighborhood with traditional Christmas displays)was the image of two hands with middle fingers extended.Three-STar room ThaT’S a Dump<strong>The</strong> usual 20,000 or so visitors every yearto Belgium’s Verbeke Foundation art parkhave the option (365 of them, anyway) tospend the night inside the feature attraction:a 20-foot-long, 6-foot-high polyester replica ofa human colon created by Dutch designerJoep Van Lieshout. At one end, of course,another body part is replicated (and gives theinstallation its formal name, the HotelCasAnus). <strong>The</strong> facility, though “cramped,”according to one prominent review, featuresheating, showers, and double beds, and rentsfor the equivalent of about $150 a night. <strong>The</strong>30-acre art park is regarded as one ofEurope’s “edgiest” art destinations.Compelling explanaTionSGiuseppe Tedesco took the witness standin Newton, N.J., in December and swore thatall six shots that hit his girlfriend, AlyssaRuggieri (one of them fatal), were “selfdefenseaccidents.” After she discovered his.25-caliber handgun in the sofa cushions, hesaid he reached for it and in the struggle wasshot in the hand, but he still managed to gripthe gun tightly, and the pair tumbled downsome stairs. During the struggle, “both”hands shot Ruggieri twice. Despite their injuries,they both maintained their vice-like gripson the gun, he said, and “they” shot Ruggieritwice more. <strong>The</strong> final shot, he said, camewith Ruggieri holding the gun point-blank athis face, and when he pushed it away, “they”fired another shot that hit Ruggieri in the temple.(At press time, the trial was continuing.)<strong>The</strong> issues director of the fundamentalistAmerican Family Association told his radioaudience in November that God’s feelings willby Chuck Shepherdbe hurt if America stops using fossil fuels forenergy. “God has buried those treasuresthere because he loves to see us find them,”said Bryan Fischer, who described Americans’campaigns against fossil fuels as similar tothe time when Fischer, at age 6, told a birthday-presentdonor that he didn’t like his gift,“and it just crushed that person.”Retrials and appeals are sometimes grantedif a convicted criminal demonstrates thathe received “ineffective assistance of counsel.”Among the reasons that the lawyer forconvicted Joliet, Ill., quadruple-murdererChristopher Vaughn offered in his Novembermotion was the ineptness of other lawyers(but not himself). Specifically, he argued, thelawyers for the convicted wife-killing policeofficer Drew Peterson put on such a disgustingcase that they gave all defense lawyers abad name. (<strong>The</strong> website LoweringtheBar.netpointed out that Vaughn lawyer George Lenardhimself violated a lawyers’ “kitchen sink”standard by overlisting 51 separate reasonswhy his client deserved a new trial.)ChuTzpah!Mauricio Fierro gained instant fame inDecember in São Paulo, Brazil, as the reportedvictim of a car theft (captured on surveillancevideo) when he dashed into a pharmacy.He went to a police station to file a report,but encountered the pharmacy owner makinghis own report – that Fierro was actually robbinghim at the moment the car was taken.More surveillance video revealed that whileFierro was standing outside the pharmacy,wondering where his car was, a man ran byand stole the stolen cash. Fierro then immoderatelycomplained to the police even moreR o y T o m p k i n sabout São Paulo’s crime rate and lack ofsecurity. Afterward, Fierro admitted to a localnews website that in fact he had stolen thevery car that he was reporting stolen.<strong>The</strong> ConTinuing CriSiSFormer undercover cop Mark Kennedy filedfor damages in October against the LondonMetropolitan police, claiming post-traumaticstress syndrome based on the department’s“negligence” in allowing him to have such arobust sex life on the job that he fell in lovewith a woman whose organization he had infiltrated.Kennedy’s wife has filed for divorceand is also suing the department, and 10other women (including three of Kennedy’sformer lovers) have also filed claims.In a 3-2 decision, the Board of Adjustmentin the Seattle suburb of Clyde Hill ruled thata homeowner must chop down two large, eleganttrees on his property because theyobstruct a neighbor’s scenic view of Seattle’sskyline. <strong>The</strong> board’s majority reasoned thatthe complaining neighbor (who happens to beformer baseball all-star John Olerud) wouldotherwise suffer a $255,000 devaluation ofhis $4 million estate. (Olerud was ordered topay for the tree removal and to plant theneighbor two smaller trees in place of themajestic ones).people WiTh iSSueS1) New York’s highest court ruled inNovember that subway “grinders” (men whomasturbate by rubbing up against women ontrains) cannot be charged with felonies aslong as they don’t use force to restrain theirvictims (but only commit misdemeanors thatusually result in no jail time). 2) Police inPhuket, Thailand, announced that their allpointssearch for a public masturbator whoharassed a restaurant’s staff had producedno suspects – although a spokesman saidthey did find “a few people (nearby) who weremasturbating in their vehicles, but none ofthem were the man we are looking for.”perSpeCTiveUpdate: Four months have passed since“News of the Weird” mentioned that at least60 North Carolina prisoners have beenimproperly incarcerated – they are legallyinnocent based on a 2011 federal appealscourt decision. (Still others are at least owedsentence reduction because they had beenconvicted of offenses in addition to the incorrectone.) A June USA Today story revealedthe injustice, and the federal governmenttook until August to release holds on theinmates, but since then, only 44 of the estimated175 affected prisoners have been correctlyadjudicated. USA Today reported inDecember that the recent delay has beenbecause of the obstinacy of some NorthCarolina federal judges, including casesinvolving citizens by now wrongfully locked upfor more than 18 months.Visit Chuck Shepherd daily atwww.newsoftheweird.blogspot.com(or www.newsoftheweird.com).Send your weird news to: Chuck Shepherd, PO Box18737, Tampa, FL 33679 or weirdnewstips@yahoo.com.©2013 Universal Press SyndicateVINYL/CD/DVDbuY aND traDeNew aND uSeD2209 South First Street462-6008•endofanear.coma u s t i n c h r o n i c l e . c o m JANUARY 18, 2013 T H E A U S T I N C H R O N I C L E 47
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