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Facetiae : Musarum deliciae, or, The Muses recreation, conteining ...

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Epigrams. 55143. Vpo?i Indeedla.Indeedla grumbles much, that he a penny,Is levied in collection to the po<strong>or</strong>e ;Indeedla but you are the first of any,Will contribute unto a handsome1 44. Ictus piscat<strong>or</strong> sapit.Brutus at length escap'd the Surgeons hands,Begins to frollique as if all were well ;And would not f<strong>or</strong> the w<strong>or</strong>th of thrice his lands,Endure the brunt of such another hell ;But leaves this farewell, f<strong>or</strong> his Physicks hire ;<strong>The</strong> child that's burnt, f<strong>or</strong> ever dreads the fire.145. On a woman.All women naturally are called EvesBecause from Eve all women do proceed,And by TH. are women turn'd to theeves,<strong>The</strong>n unto Eve ifyou put /. behind,Your woman's turned quite from Eve to Evel :But place a D. bef<strong>or</strong>e, and you shall findThat shee by doing Evell is turned Devel,So that from Eves to <strong>The</strong>eves, from <strong>The</strong>eves to Evel,Women do runne untill they come to'th Devel.146. Hum<strong>or</strong>s.Aske Hum<strong>or</strong>s why a feather he doth weare ?It ishis hum<strong>or</strong> (by the L<strong>or</strong>d) hele sweare.

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