Facetiae : Musarum deliciae, or, The Muses recreation, conteining ...

2 17Discourse with legs, and quarter congees, andTalk halfe an houre with help of foot and hand ;But when I view'd this Monsieur clean throughout,I found that he was onely Man without.879. To my Reader.My person is another as I list,I now but act the Epigrammatist.880. On Physitians.Physitians are most miserable men,that cannot be deny'd:For they are never truly well, but whenmost men are ill beside.881. On Puff./V^" quarrels in his cups, and then will fight,Is beaten sober ;troth he is served right.882. To Flash.Flash when thou'rt drunk, then in thy own conceitThou'rt valiant, wise, great, honest, rich, discreet.Troth Flash be always drunk ! for well I knowWhen you are sober you are nothing so.883. Wittily wicked.Good wine (they say) makes Vinegar most tart,Thou, the more witty, the more wicked art.