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..194 Epigrams.773. To Festus.Festus th'art old, and yet wouldst mar/d be :Ere thou do so, this counsel take of me :Look into Lillifs Grammar, theie thou'lt find,Cornu a Horn, a word still Vndedirtd.774. A Gentleman and his Physitian.A Gentleman not richest in discretion,Was alwayes sending for his own Physitian.And on a time, he needs would of him know,What was the cause his pulse did go so slow ?Why (quoth the Doctor) thus it comes to passe,T'must needs go slow, which goes upon an Asse.775. On Saint George.To save a maid Saint George a Dragon slue,Which was a noble act, if all be true ;Some say there are no Dragons ;and 'tis saidThere's no Saint George; pray Jove there be a maid.,miil v/Lg lo/qj ^ J^Y* fc^'S ?3X9M{K^v^V776. Similis cum simili.,. ...-,gjU.JCiw ^i,-i .; >.; ..^O.lu.:. j ;;^ j'Tom went to the Market, where Tom met with Tom,Tom asked Tom, what 7i?w ? how far'st thou Tom 1In* Who Tom, I 72wz ? Is 71>w (quoth T^w) you Tom;Well God a mercy Tom; how do you Tom ?Faith ne'r so well (quoth Tom) since T^w was Tom :And thus was the greeting past 'twixt Tom and Tom.s/c