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172 Epigrams.674. On old Silvius.'Sitvius by Simony a living got,And he hVd well upon it ; pray why not ?For he the poor did pill, the rich did lurch,And so became a pillar of the Church.,'r,-v.,-675. G>/2 Perfumes.1 * " j '''.They that smell least, smell best which :intimates,They smell like Beasts that smell like Civet Cats.676. Arcades ambo.Jack and Dick both with one woman dealtSo longtill she the pains of woman felt :Now Dick he thinks to put a trick on Jack^And Jack again to hangit on Dicks back :Which got the Child, it seems a double case,It hath so like (they say)Jacks nose, Dicks face.But by both marks my judgement should be quick,Et "vitulo tu dignus Jack & Dick.677. On Punchin.Give me a reason why men callPunchin a dry plant-Animall.Because as plants by water grow,Punchin by Beer and Ale spreads so.