Facetiae : Musarum deliciae, or, The Muses recreation, conteining ...

.148 Epigrams.Fore God (saith he) 'twas well thou didst not yeeldFor doubtless then my purpose was to leave thee.Oh Sir (quoth she) I once was so beguild,And thought the next man should not so deceive me.Now fie upon't (quoth he) thou breedst my wo.Why man (quoth she) I speak but quidpro quo.568. On Sims Marriage.Six moneths, quoth Sim, a Suiter, and not sped ?I in a sev'n night did both woo and wed.Who green fruit loves must take long pains to shakThine was some down-fall, I dare undertake.569. Vpon Sis.Sis brags sh'hath beauty, and will prove the same ;As how ? as thus Sir ;'tis her Puppies name.570. On Clym.C/ym cals his wife, and reckoning all his neighborsJust halfe of them are Cuckolds, he avers.Nay fie, quoth she, I would they heard you speak ,You of your self, it seems, no reckoning make.,: ., -..u571. On Gut.Science puffs up, says Gut, when either PeaseMake him thus swell, or windy Cabbages.