A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

12Rude, Grumpy and Foul-MouthedThe floor below the Elite landing houses morestudies that are occupied by the Phase Five and Sixinmates. They are smaller than the upstairs suitesand each small room has two single beds, a couple ofwork-stations and a small en-suite bathroom. Theymay be small but they are considerably better thanthe open-plan dorms we slept in during the first yearsof our sentences.I shared a study with Jojo for two years whichwas a lot of fun. Jojo is kind of the life-force amongstthe community and our study was always as busy asGrand Central Station. I can’t tell you how muchmischief and mayhem was plotted in our little study.Glorious times.Halfway along the Phase 6 landing I stop andpoke my head around the door of the study occupiedby Bernadette Summers and Lisa Sutton.The two gals are seated on their bedssurrounded by piles of bank-notes. Bernadette, or theBounder, as she is better known is the campus