A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

47on the bare bottom in front of several hundredwitnesses taking my clothes off to recite Shakespearedid not seem the least bit intimidating.” I keep an eyeout for that kind of thing.Derby has always been in the news. She wasbestowed with her curious name after her father rodethe winner at Ascot just minutes before his wife gavebirth to his only daughter. For some reason the GreatUnwashed could not get enough of Derby storieswhich were largely filled with accounts of herexpulsions from numerous expensive boardingschools at a rate which makes my own educationalrecord seem relatively stable.She is the youngest woman ever to be sent toWoodys after she was arrested by the Dark Agents ata private party at the family pile on her eighteenthbirthday. Her schooling coincided with the abolition ofcorporal punishment but in the days preceding thechange in the law she managed to accumulate acreditable tally of whops and was probably on theroad to greatness.In contrast Michelle is oldest woman to be sentto Woodys, in fact it is only a loop-hole exploited bythe Dark Agents that makes her incarceration legal.She had previously served a term at the RipleyBack to School Unit and was released on probation.Somewhere along the way she went to Canada for ashort trip and managed to miss her flight home. Shebecame known as the ‘Runaway Ladette’. I’m notsure of all the details but somehow she ended upbeing featured on some photographer’s web-site in aseries of deliciously erotic poses. Unfortunately forMichelle some old perv from the Dark Agents