A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixongrubbies. Lady Derby, Frankie, and Jojo’s grubbyMichelle Morgan are tight and for some reason theyappear to have embarked on some form ofcompetitive grubbing contest. Apparently Frankie andMichelle are determined not to be out-grubbed byLady Derby. It is all rather strange.“It’s Saturday Frankie, why don’t you takesome quality time with your chums?” I ask idly.“Besides I thought that you were helping Jojo withthe auditions?”“They don’t start for an hour,” she says. “I justwanted to check that everything is in order.”I have given up arguing.Frankie, Derby and Michelle are a remarkabletrio and have created quite a storm at the Unit. Theyare by any standards natural born minxes and arealready garnering headlines reminiscent of the glorydays when Cat Cassidy dubbed Jojo, Debs, Rosemaryand I as the ‘Famous Four’. We’ve had plenty of Überminxesfollow in our footsteps, Cassie Cassy of coursebut she is widely considered to be certifiably barking,and both Heidi Alexander and Linda Ash really made aname for themselves last year. But the ‘TerribleThreesome’ are something special and are ascompetitive about scoring whops as we were back inthe day.None of them arrived at Woodys sporting virginarses. Frankie likes to tell a delightful story aboutbeing spanked on her bare bottom in front of thewhole school for skinny dipping in the school pool.Some years later, in an interview with a French artsmagazine she would report that, “after being spanked