A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixonmy responsibility to show Ginger a red-card. I hatethis part of the job.Ginger is a very close chum but I took the Eliteoath and swore that I would treat all the inmatesequally, whether friend or foe. I could take the easyway out and pretend that I didn’t see Ginger trippingthe gal and leave it to Vix or Debs to do the dirtydeed but I know that would not be fair. I sighinwardly and reach into my inside pocket and extractmy card.“Beckett, Phase 5, step up for goofing,” I hearmyself say. I have just sentenced my chum to severalhot and sweaty minutes bending over the back of achair with her bumbags around her ankles for sixstrokes of the cane.Ginger doesn’t show any reaction, she is aprofessional mega-minx and knows how to put on agame face. She knows that she is bang to rights andaccepts her fate but it doesn’t stop me from feelinglike a heel. I very much doubt that it is the last redcardthat I shall be compelled to show today.I watch gloomily as Patty Hodge, Katie Beckand the Wart sweep into the hall and bear down uponGinger. I know exactly what is about to transpire.Patty leans in close to Gingers face and is clearlyspitting barbed vitriolic into Gingers ear. Patty ishighly skilled in these situations and she keeps hervoice so low that only poor Ginger and her smirkingcohorts can hear what she is saying. Having been onthe receiving end of Patty’s lacerating tongue a timeor two I can assure that she is not exchangingpleasantries.