A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixongrudges against this pair of be-yotch’s and not toenjoy some gloating satisfaction at their reducedcircumstances.“Morning ladies, hands on your heads, youknow the form,” I greet them.Janet looks resigned as she raises her arms.Yvonne on the other hand takes the time to glare atme before complying; her eyes burn with anger andresentment as she links her hands on top of her head.Before we discuss their day’s assignments I amrequired to subject them to a full clobber inspection. Idoubt that they will be foolish enough to pitch up withtheir clobber in an abusive state but it is anopportunity to make them sweat a little.I start with an inspection of their blazers andthen proceed to methodically check every stitch,seam, hem and button of their clothing. As Isuspected I do not find any infringements of theclobber protocols but you can tell by the relief ontheir faces when I tell them that they can lower theirarms that they found the experience suitablydisagreeable.I click on the duty roster on my laptop andlearn that today they have been assigned to supportLady Derby in her grubbing duties. I suppress a grin.Derby is a hard task-mistress and will not tolerate anyslacking on her watch. She will have Yvonne andJanet scurrying about hither and thither and willmonitor their performance like a hawk. Lady Derbyhas no compunction when it comes to dispatchingthem to the library for a thrashing if she feels thatthey have not met her exacting standards.