A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixonchain to do hard labor is one of the great mysteries oflife kept classified by the darkest of the Dark Agents.The rules, regulations and protocols arecontained in mighty tomes and during our first weekat the facility we were required to learn them byheart, our mentor could spot test us any time shechose.Katie, of course, elected to test me regularlyand regardless of whether I gave the correctresponses or not she always found a reason to yankme over her knee and dust me liberally. Now this typeof behavior is guaranteed to give a gal of mytemperament a severe dose of the pip so I resortedto my tried and trusted skill in shin-hacking.This made for an acrimonious relationship.Katie knew that she could not very well report me asmost of the dustings were completely unjustified. Webegan a war of attrition.Katie is a queer cove by any standards. She isof course knock down beautiful with that mane ofhair, bright blue eyes and a body to die for. She isalso a cruel, nasty and odious specimen of humanity.In another of life’s mysteries she had donesome more finagling and had got herself elected asRed-shirt. This was due to the fact that during theearly part of her sentence her chaps had died in a carcrash and Ms Lawton had taken over responsibility foracting as her Court Appointed Guardian. Unwisely MsLawton had decided that giving Katie responsibilitymight increase her ward’s chances of becomingsocially rehabilitated. Snakes do not become sociallyrehabilitated and Katie is a fucking viper.