A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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19the odious Goddesses I am not much inclined towardswielding that type of power and authority.Nonetheless, I do understand the need fordiscipline in a facility such as this. Now we couldargue until kingdom comes over the rights andwrongs of the Anti-Ladette laws but the fact of thematter is that the government, with the support ofthe Great Unwashed, took a dim view of our freewheelingactivities and deemed us to be need ofExtreme Social Rehabilitation. I may think that this isall fabricated tosh and doubtless history will prove meright. However, when we started our sentences therules, regulations and protocols were drummed intous, or more accurately spanked into us, and withgreat vigor.During the first year of our sentences we wereknown as Little Brats and designated as Grubbies.Being a Grubby meant that you were assigned to amember of the Elite to act as her fucking serf inreturn for her mentoring services.Mentoring services included draping us. Bydraping I mean turning us face down, arse upwardswhile they dusted our bumbags. Our mentor was alsowaggishly known as our Personal Draper.I was assigned to be mentored by themonstrous be-yotch Katie Beck, while she was still aninmate at the facility.Now let’s get something straight, Katie Beckwas a hard-core criminal and well-known to havebeen the first female senior vice-president of theConfederacy of Yoofs. How she managed to finagleher way into being charged under the Anti-Ladettelaws instead of being carted off wearing a ball and

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixonchain to do hard labor is one of the great mysteries oflife kept classified by the darkest of the Dark Agents.The rules, regulations and protocols arecontained in mighty tomes and during our first weekat the facility we were required to learn them byheart, our mentor could spot test us any time shechose.Katie, of course, elected to test me regularlyand regardless of whether I gave the correctresponses or not she always found a reason to yankme over her knee and dust me liberally. Now this typeof behavior is guaranteed to give a gal of mytemperament a severe dose of the pip so I resortedto my tried and trusted skill in shin-hacking.This made for an acrimonious relationship.Katie knew that she could not very well report me asmost of the dustings were completely unjustified. Webegan a war of attrition.Katie is a queer cove by any standards. She isof course knock down beautiful with that mane ofhair, bright blue eyes and a body to die for. She isalso a cruel, nasty and odious specimen of humanity.In another of life’s mysteries she had donesome more finagling and had got herself elected asRed-shirt. This was due to the fact that during theearly part of her sentence her chaps had died in a carcrash and Ms Lawton had taken over responsibility foracting as her Court Appointed Guardian. Unwisely MsLawton had decided that giving Katie responsibilitymight increase her ward’s chances of becomingsocially rehabilitated. Snakes do not become sociallyrehabilitated and Katie is a fucking viper.

19<strong>the</strong> odious Goddesses I am not much <strong>in</strong>cl<strong>in</strong>ed <strong>to</strong>wardswield<strong>in</strong>g that type <strong>of</strong> power and authority.None<strong>the</strong>less, I do understand <strong>the</strong> need fordiscipl<strong>in</strong>e <strong>in</strong> a facility such as this. Now we couldargue until k<strong>in</strong>gdom comes over <strong>the</strong> rights andwrongs <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Anti-Ladette laws but <strong>the</strong> fact <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>matter is that <strong>the</strong> government, with <strong>the</strong> support <strong>of</strong><strong>the</strong> Great Unwashed, <strong>to</strong>ok a dim view <strong>of</strong> our freewheel<strong>in</strong>gactivities and deemed us <strong>to</strong> be need <strong>of</strong>Extreme Social Rehabilitation. I may th<strong>in</strong>k that this isall fabricated <strong>to</strong>sh and doubtless his<strong>to</strong>ry will prove meright. However, when we started our sentences <strong>the</strong>rules, regulations and pro<strong>to</strong>cols were drummed <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong>us, or more accurately spanked <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> us, and withgreat vigor.Dur<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> first year <strong>of</strong> our sentences we wereknown as Little Brats and designated as Grubbies.Be<strong>in</strong>g a Grubby meant that you were assigned <strong>to</strong> amember <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Elite <strong>to</strong> act as her fuck<strong>in</strong>g serf <strong>in</strong>return for her men<strong>to</strong>r<strong>in</strong>g services.Men<strong>to</strong>r<strong>in</strong>g services <strong>in</strong>cluded drap<strong>in</strong>g us. Bydrap<strong>in</strong>g I mean turn<strong>in</strong>g us face down, arse upwardswhile <strong>the</strong>y dusted our bumbags. Our men<strong>to</strong>r was alsowaggishly known as our Personal Draper.I was assigned <strong>to</strong> be men<strong>to</strong>red by <strong>the</strong>monstrous be-yotch Katie Beck, while she was still an<strong>in</strong>mate at <strong>the</strong> facility.Now let’s get someth<strong>in</strong>g straight, Katie Beckwas a hard-core crim<strong>in</strong>al and well-known <strong>to</strong> havebeen <strong>the</strong> first female senior vice-president <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>Confederacy <strong>of</strong> Yo<strong>of</strong>s. How she managed <strong>to</strong> f<strong>in</strong>agleher way <strong>in</strong><strong>to</strong> be<strong>in</strong>g charged under <strong>the</strong> Anti-Ladettelaws <strong>in</strong>stead <strong>of</strong> be<strong>in</strong>g carted <strong>of</strong>f wear<strong>in</strong>g a ball and

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