A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

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2DegeneratePenny Ann and I have been an item for nearlyeighteen months now. I know that on the face of itwe seem an unlikely couple. Penny Ann is ratherrefined and reserved, which is the complete antithesisof yours truly.I am well aware that my reputation precedesme and that Pen’s closest chums counseled her togive me a wide berth. I can’t say that I really blamethem as I suppose I have always reveled in myreputation as a degenerate.Actually I feel that degenerate might be a littleharsh; secretly I prefer to consider myself to haveliberal tendencies. However, I have kind of embracedthe notion of degeneracy since the Grand Dame atone of the many schools that I attended felt the needto publicly denounce me as such in a crowdedassembly hall.We have known each other for yonks, datingback to the glorious days when we rode competitivelyagainst each other and then on the same national

A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixonteam that swept the continent winning trophies androsettes wherever we went. ‘We’ being Penny Ann,Jojo, Claire Brooks and I.Penelope Ann Evans was the eldest amongstus and the Captain of the team. She was always quietand reserved but she was a fabulous rider and led byexample.What a team we were. My dearest, life-longchum Jojo was the heart and soul of the team. On therare occasions things were not going too well shewould rally us and inspire us with her fearlessperformances.Claire Brooks always looked as if she hadstepped off the cover of Country Life. Long and lithe,pristine and elegant, and then she would open hermouth. Claire’s mother used to attend most meetsand I can’t tell you how many times we witnessedpoor old Claire being unceremoniously yanked acrossher mother’s knees to be soundly spanked with awood-backed hairbrush for potty-mouthing,regardless of the audience.I was the problem-child of the team due to thefact I was often between schools due to myunfortunate habit of being expelled.When I was unavailable our first reserve SarahForsham-Smythe would take my place. Sarah ofcourse is the daughter of the billionairess MelissaForsham-Smythe. Melissa was always apoplectic thather off-spring was not a first choice and it is onlyrecently that we have learned the extremes that shewas willing to go to in order for her daughter to getto ride in the Olympics.

A <strong>Life</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Day</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>Nixdown</strong> <strong>Nixon</strong>team that swept <strong>the</strong> cont<strong>in</strong>ent w<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g trophies androsettes wherever we went. ‘We’ be<strong>in</strong>g Penny Ann,Jojo, Claire Brooks and I.Penelope Ann Evans was <strong>the</strong> eldest amongstus and <strong>the</strong> Capta<strong>in</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> team. She was always quietand reserved but she was a fabulous rider and led byexample.What a team we were. My dearest, life-longchum Jojo was <strong>the</strong> heart and soul <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> team. On <strong>the</strong>rare occasions th<strong>in</strong>gs were not go<strong>in</strong>g <strong>to</strong>o well shewould rally us and <strong>in</strong>spire us with her fearlessperformances.Claire Brooks always looked as if she hadstepped <strong>of</strong>f <strong>the</strong> cover <strong>of</strong> Country <strong>Life</strong>. Long and li<strong>the</strong>,prist<strong>in</strong>e and elegant, and <strong>the</strong>n she would open hermouth. Claire’s mo<strong>the</strong>r used <strong>to</strong> attend most meetsand I can’t tell you how many times we witnessedpoor old Claire be<strong>in</strong>g unceremoniously yanked acrossher mo<strong>the</strong>r’s knees <strong>to</strong> be soundly spanked with awood-backed hairbrush for potty-mouth<strong>in</strong>g,regardless <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> audience.I was <strong>the</strong> problem-child <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> team due <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong>fact I was <strong>of</strong>ten between schools due <strong>to</strong> myunfortunate habit <strong>of</strong> be<strong>in</strong>g expelled.When I was unavailable our first reserve SarahForsham-Smy<strong>the</strong> would take my place. Sarah <strong>of</strong>course is <strong>the</strong> daughter <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> billionairess MelissaForsham-Smy<strong>the</strong>. Melissa was always apoplectic tha<strong>the</strong>r <strong>of</strong>f-spr<strong>in</strong>g was not a first choice and it is onlyrecently that we have learned <strong>the</strong> extremes that shewas will<strong>in</strong>g <strong>to</strong> go <strong>to</strong> <strong>in</strong> order for her daughter <strong>to</strong> get<strong>to</strong> ride <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Olympics.

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