A Life in the Day of Nixdown Nixon - The Woody Back to School Unit

2DegeneratePenny Ann and I have been an item for nearlyeighteen months now. I know that on the face of itwe seem an unlikely couple. Penny Ann is ratherrefined and reserved, which is the complete antithesisof yours truly.I am well aware that my reputation precedesme and that Pen’s closest chums counseled her togive me a wide berth. I can’t say that I really blamethem as I suppose I have always reveled in myreputation as a degenerate.Actually I feel that degenerate might be a littleharsh; secretly I prefer to consider myself to haveliberal tendencies. However, I have kind of embracedthe notion of degeneracy since the Grand Dame atone of the many schools that I attended felt the needto publicly denounce me as such in a crowdedassembly hall.We have known each other for yonks, datingback to the glorious days when we rode competitivelyagainst each other and then on the same national