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Much Ado about Nothing - 353 KB - Penn State University

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’tis a truth, I can bear them witness; and virtuous; ’tisso, I cannot reprove it; and wise, but for loving me; bymy troth, it is no addition to her wit, nor no greatargument of her folly, for I will be horribly in love withher. I may chance have some odd quirks and remnantsof wit broken on me, because I have railed so long againstmarriage: but doth not the appetite alter? a man lovesthe meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets ofthe brain awe a man from the career of his humor? No,the world must be peopled. When I said I would die abachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.Here comes Beatrice. By this day! she’s a fair lady:I do spy some marks of love in her.[Enter BEATRICE.]BEATRICE: Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner.BENEDICK: Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.BEATRICE: I took no more pains for those thanks thanyou take pains to thank me: if it had been painful, Iwould not have come.<strong>Much</strong> <strong>Ado</strong> About <strong>Nothing</strong>, Act II, scene iiiBEATRICE: Yea, just so much as you may take upon aknife’s point and choke a daw withal. You have no stomach,signior: fare you well.[Exit.]BENEDICK: Ha! ‘Against my will I am sent to bid youcome in to dinner;’ there’s a double meaning in that ‘Itook no more pains for those thanks than you tookpains to thank me.’ that’s as much as to say, Any painsthat I take for you is as easy as thanks. If I do not takepity of her, I am a villain; if I do not love her, I am aJew. I will go get her picture.[Exit.]BENEDICK: You take pleasure then in the message?32

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